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June 13, 2011

Toys for Moonbat Tots

Posted by Dave Blount at June 13, 2011 8:56 AM

In the unenlightened days, kids played with G.I. Joes and Hot Wheels cars. But now we know that American soldiers are rapists and baby killers, and cars make it be too hot out for the polar bears. Progressive parents have found more wholesome toys. Seen in a St. Louis toy store:


From the product description:

Viva la RevoluciĆ³n! So maybe you can't take up arms and join the resistance right now. In the meantime, keeping these guys handy will remind you of your revolutionary roots and let everyone else know that you don't roll with The Man.

Vladimir Lenin inflicted untold misery on Russia and set the table for Stalin's genocidal excesses. Che Guevara was an executioner who admittedly enjoyed murdering people. Mao killed more of his own people than any other tyrant in human history. But the important thing is that liberals don't let their kids play with toy guns.

On tips from AC and J.