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April 22, 2011

Happy Lenin's Birthday, Moonbats

Posted by Dave Blount at April 22, 2011 11:23 AM

…or to use the current appellation, Happy Earth Day!

Whatever you do, do not click here unless you want to watch moonbats celebrating with characteristic tastefulness.

As noted at C5's Simian Roadhouse, the first Earth Day in 1970 was so historic, its aftermath resembled that of the Moonbat Messiah's Ascension:


Via iHateTheMedia, here are a few of the ominous predictions made on the occasion of the first Earth Day:

"Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind."
• George Wald, Harvard Biologist
"Air pollution…is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone."
• Paul Ehrlich, Stanford University Biologist
"Dr. S. Dillon Ripley, secretary of the Smithsonian Institute, believes that in 25 years, somewhere between 75 and 80 percent of all the species of living animals will be extinct."
• Sen. Gaylord Nelson
"The world has been chilling sharply for about twenty years. If present trends continue, the world will be about four degrees colder for the global mean temperature in 1990, but eleven degrees colder in the year 2000. This is about twice what it would take to put us into an ice age."
• Kenneth Watt, Ecologist

Fortunately these disasters were averted by moonbats gathering to shriek hysterical lies and praise Gaia, a strategy that proved so effective that now instead of an ice age, we are allegedly threatened by global warming.

The Washington Times suggests that a better title for this special date might be Humanity Haters Bemoan Life on Earth Day:

Newsweek magazine dismissed the first Earth Day in 1970 as "a bizarre nationwide rain dance." The only difference between then and now is that the rain dancers moved into the government….
Earth Day has become inextricably linked with global-warming mania. Al Gore - a man with one of the largest carbon footprints in the world - recently likened the struggle to reduce emissions to the civil-rights movement. This is in keeping with the sanctimonious tone that usually accompanies Earth Day proclamations. To the radical greens, it's a day for humanity to engage in self-abasement, bow before the altar of Gaia and apologize for the offense against nature of simply being alive. It's a day to conjure fears, preach limits and condemn the capitalist system that created a country wealthy enough to indulge these shiftless hippies in the first place.


For once Good Friday is a special day for moonbats.

On tips from TED, Son of Taz, Robin, and Consigliere5. Hat tip: Zilla of the Resistance.