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February 23, 2011

Separated at Birth?

Posted by Dave Blount at February 23, 2011 11:39 AM

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When I saw the picture of Hersha Howard accompanying this story, I knew I'd seen the expression before:

A Florida woman allegedly went ballistic on her roommate because she believed the woman had gobbled her Girl Scout cookies.
Hersha Howard was arrested Sunday after a battle royale that ravaged the entire apartment, according to police.
The 31-year-old Naples resident allegedly first attacked Jasmin Wanke around 1 a.m. while she was sleeping — launching an angry rant about missing Thin Mints, Wanke told authorities.
The chocolate-coated mint wafers are one of the most popular of the Girl Scout varieties, and are only available once a year.
The two argued about the cookies, then Wanke claims Howard — who according to the police report weighs 400 pounds — jumped on her and hit her in the face.

She went on to menace Wanke with scissors, whack her with a board, "hurl her heft" at her again, strike her some more, and bite her breast.

Too bad Wanke didn't think to tell her that Comrade Obama will pass out free cookies for everyone, to go with the mortgages and gasoline.

Just in case they really are twins, avoid coming between the Bitter Half and her ribs.

On tips from Viking04 and G. Fox.