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January 27, 2011

Lawyer Plague Causes New Jersey to Crack Down on Sledding

Posted by Dave Blount at January 27, 2011 2:23 PM

At least the brutal winters we've been having in global warming's conspicuous absence make for some fun sledding — except in New Jersey:

Lawsuits filed by injured sledders, it seems, have struck fear in the hearts of municipal and county government officials, prompting them to simply ban sledding at some of the state's erstwhile sledding meccas. …[S]ome of the best sledding hills in the state sit snow covered and silent.

Sacrifices must be made, so that greedy lawyers and their clients may live like czars.

Quick, someone call a lawyer.

On a tip from Ummah Gummah.