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October 14, 2010

Moonbat Tech: Hug a Glacier Suit

Posted by Dave Blount at October 14, 2010 7:39 AM

No moonbat lost so deep in a fog of statist propaganda as to still believe the glaciers are melting should be without a Glacier Embracing Suit:

This suit explores the avenue of "body" language and non-verbal communication. Intended for awkward introductory glacier encounters, it acts as an "ice breaker", better enabling a person to lie prone on the surface of the glacier and give it a hug. Worn on the front of the body, the reflective padded material serves to mediate the difference in temperatures between the human body and the glacial ice.

Hug the glaciers one last time before they melt away, moonbats! Then hug a polar bear.

There there. The glacier loves you too.

On a tip from Steve T.