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March 19, 2010

Morning Briefs for Friday Item #1: Dude, Nobody Cares

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at March 19, 2010 5:36 AM

A Frooty Loop in Oklahoma was denied a request to have IM GAY as his Vanity plate. So, he went home, opened a few Zimas, watched a Joan Crawford movie, and hired a lawyer. He's suing for the right to advertise his sexual orientation on his license place.

"I want to tell people who I am and what I am. I'm proud of it. I'm openly gay. I'm not hiding," said Keith Kimmel, 28, of Norman. "What better way to tell everybody than to put it on the back of a car?"

How about not? That would be a better way.

Or you could go out in public in a really stupid, gay-looking hat and granny glasses with a "vintage" golf shirt.

Oh, wait, you already tried that.

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Sorry Ladies, This Stud Isn't Into You.

A little musical tribute to Keith Kimmel.