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February 26, 2010

Who Will Be The Next MSDNC Host?

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at February 26, 2010 11:38 AM

Keith Olbermann's attempts to smear the Tea Parties as Klan Rallies totally blackfired when it was noticed that MSDNC's line-up of hosts looks like a polar bear eating a mayonnaise sandwich on Wonder Bread in an East Coast blizzard. Ignoring Queef's frantic spin that "some of our best second-string substitute hosts are coloreds," even the Congressional Black Caucus is criticizing parent company NBC for its lack of melanin.

It seems inevitable that MSDNC will have to put a Token Black up as a host, and it will have to cancel one of its low-rated hosts to do that. (Fortunately, MSDNC has no shortage of hosts with low ratings.) So, today's poll question is, who will they hire? Remember, it has to be someone who will fit in well with the ideology and rhetorical style of Olberman-Maddow-Schultz-Matthews-O'Donnell, and ideally will not speak with a "Negro Dialect."

I am probably missing some good suggestions, so, suggest away, crackers!

Update: Early Threadwinner: The Mark Amber Lamps Show (followed by...Counterpunches with Epic Beard Man)