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February 26, 2010

Progressive "Coffee Parties" Let the Crap Fly

Posted by The MaryHunter at February 26, 2010 10:35 AM

Sooner or later, there had to be a liberal-progressive response to the Tea Party movement that wasn't exactly an astroturf affair. Now we have the Coffee Party.

The ideas aren't exactly fresh -- Tea Party chapters view themselves as civil, inclusive and fueled by collective will -- but the Coffee Party is percolating in at least 30 states. Small chapters are meeting up, venting frustrations, organizing themselves, hoping to transcend one-click activism. Kind of like the Tea Party did this last year, spawning 1,200 chapters, a national conference and a march on Washington.

Of course, everyone knows that coffee has much more of a stimulative effect on the GI tract than does tea. Therefore I'm sure we can expect to see even more stunning, high-velocity crap from the loony Newspeak left once this movement spreads through coffee houses on the blue coasts.

It's not exactly clear what the difference is between these Coffee Parties and the Cocktail Party movement, which is coming to a bath house near you. The latter group may simply not need coffee to achieve the same violent, stimulative effect.


The threat level is escalating. (Image from America Is An Obamanation)

On pungent tips from Penelope and V the K.