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January 8, 2010

Occasional Morning Panties - Item One

Posted by The MaryHunter at January 8, 2010 4:18 AM

Good morning patriots! Good morning, liberal toadies with oh-so-soft white underbellies!

[Without promising more than a few stabs at this while Sir Yardale is away slaying moonbats in some warmer clime, we'll see what happens... but bear in mind that we are completely aware that we are most unworthy of this "Morning Briefs" meme. -TMH]

Gitmo detainees are singing Don't Make Me Go to Illinois.

[Detainee lawyer] Falkoff notes that many of his clients, while they clearly want to go home, are at least being held under Geneva Convention conditions in Guantánamo. At Thomson, he notes, the plans call for them to be thrown into the equivalent of a "supermax" security prison under near-lockdown conditions.
"As far as our clients are concerned, it's probably preferable for them to remain at Guantánamo," he says.

The story has been kicking around under the radar for a few days but it just begs a huge belly-laugh. How poetic: Obama, who wants to close Guantanamo asap, will not only miss his self-imposed January deadline, but at least some of the detainees will sue to stay. If he leaves it open, the whole Muslim world will burn him in effigy. So, whether you piss of a few Muslims, or you piss of lots... you're still pissing off Muslims.

On a tip from Scott.