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January 10, 2010

Moonbats Confirm: Cold Is Caused by Warmth

Posted by Dave Blount at January 10, 2010 12:17 PM

Just as shadows are cast by light, the record cold we've been getting around the world is caused by the chimerical global warming crisis — as confirmed by White House Press Secretary Beltway Bob:

Here's further confirmation from the esteemed scientists David Lecherman and Rachel Madcow:

LETTERMAN: It's all crazy, and then we get a bad winter like we're having now, and then everybody, myself included, thinks, "Well, maybe it's not so bad." But I think, sadly, it's misleading.
MADDOW: I think global warming probably means extreme weather of all kinds.

Still skeptical? Then listen to Lisa Simpson at Free Carbon Offsets (video at the bottom of the page).

If you still aren't convinced, you're probably so stuck in stodgy conventional logic that you don't think the government can spend its way out of incipient bankruptcy.

On tips from V the K, SK, and Karbon Kenny. Hat tip: HotAirPundit.