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January 17, 2010

Martha Coakley's Mysterious Campaign Manager Revealed

Posted by Gregory of Yardale at January 17, 2010 1:32 PM

Martha Coakley expected that once she won the Democrat nomination for Ted Kennedy's senate seat, the election itself would be a mere formality in the thoroughly corrupt, Democrat hegemony of Taxachusettes. Unfortunately, the race unexpectedly turned competitive, and Coakley responded with a series of idiotic gaffes about there being no terrorists in Afghanistan, sending out mailers using the WTC as a symbol of capitalist greed, lying and smearing Scott Brown in ridiculously obvious ways while simultaneously insulting key constituencies like Catholics and Boston Sports fans.

Friday Night on The O'Reilly Factor, the identity of the sinister genius behind Martha Coakley's seemingly counter-intuitive campaign strategy was revealed. At last, it all started making sense.

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You Magnificent Bastard.