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December 22, 2009

Rock the Vote Promises Sex Embargo

Posted by Dave Blount at December 22, 2009 7:08 AM

Government seizure of the healthcare industry is looming over us like that volcano in the Philippines about to blow. Of the many extremely regrettable aspects of this impending catastrophe — the loss of choice, the degeneration of quality, the end of innovation, the further empowerment of liberal petty tyrants, the stratospheric tax hikes, the bank-busting deficits, et cetera ad nauseam — perhaps the most awful has gone underreported. Raunchy "Rock the Vote" types may end their sex embargo.

Just when every tactic in the book had been seemingly exhausted in the health care debate, Rock the Vote comes along with a new one: if you want health care reform, don't sleep with anyone who opposes it until his or her mind is changed.
The youth advocacy group is pushing the campaign in a Web video and pledge on its Web site, which asks supporters to "hold out" for health care. …
"We pledge ourselves to the health and liberty of young Americans and to government for the people … and to never f---ing you if you are against us," the team of actors in the video says.

Ironically, anyone who has sex with the sleazy sort of lowlife likely to be influenced by Rock the Vote is in acute need of competent non-government healthcare, starting with emergency testing for STDs.

On a tip from Vera Toss.