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November 15, 2009

Obamamania Explained -- and How to Defend Yourself

Posted by The MaryHunter at November 15, 2009 9:36 AM

According to anonymous sources, the Obamanation efforts at mind control are due to bazillions of nanobots one can inadvertently ingest when drinking the Obama Kool-Aid. These nanobots head straight for the pleasure centers of the brain and await psychotronic orders from Our Dear Leader, President Obama.

When Obama speaks, the nanobots stimulate, giving the unsuspecting a profound sense of euphoria. Meaningless statements such as "Yes, we can", "We are the change we are waiting for", and especially "Hope and Change" suddenly become the mind-numbing focus of one's life and well-being. Unrelenting desire to profess oneness with The One ensues, with concomitant deterioration of other higher mental functions and loss of personal hygiene.


According to some reports, the nanobots are particularly sensitive to the special coded language that Obama emits when he speaks truly from the heart, without the aid of his teleprompter. What the uninfected hear as mindless stammering, petulance, and/or socialist rants is perceived by the nanobots as a clarion call for hyperstimulation of the nucleus accumbens and septum pellucidium, with augmentation of the hypocampus and other as yet undetermined submission centers of the brainstem and cortex. In short: the afflicted are rendered mindless mush, putty in his hands.

How to avoid these and other pesky mind-control efforts from the left, far-left, skinhead-right, Newt Gingrich, and even LaRouchians? Astute reader SK offered up the most sensible defense: the Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB), also known as Tinfoil Hats.

AFDBs have been around for years and are well known for their excellent protective properties in thwarting attempts at mind control. It has been recently shown that they are effective against this new form of nano-Obamamania attack, as well. SK offered up this website as your best source of the latest in background information and instructions on how to create, use, and care for your very own AFDB.

The Ultimate AFDB, complete with retractable antenna. Image: AFDB.

Update: as an extra treat, see the testimonial from Eneils Bailey posted here on November 14, 2009 8:29 PM


This will provide an excellent visual warning to the reality-based community that someone suffering from Obama Derangement Syndrome is in our midst. I presume the retractable antenna is tuned in to Rush.

Posted by: Burt at November 15, 2009 9:47 AM

Excuse me, either you are kidding or you don't have a damn clue to what's going on.
These AFDB's first proved their worth to me during the Carter Administration. Concealed in Carter's teeth were very powerful psychotronic transmitters. Every time he smiled he was showering us with evil energy.
Then the Clinton Administration: Hillary's infamous Chicken cackle laugh was the warning signal the Clinton's were about to turn on the psychotronic transmitters. The transmitters were implanted in Clinton's penis pecker.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 15, 2009 10:35 AM

"Floride, Mandrake!"

Posted by: Oiao at November 15, 2009 10:43 AM

Yes, Flouride is also very evil. It's long been considered a liberal communist plot, you can also throw the sugar industry in on that one too.
That's the reason I only drink beer, wine, and liquor.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 15, 2009 10:55 AM

Of course, FLUORIDE is fundamental and Carter was mongodental and Hillary has a whacklcackle BUT Uberleader with his Nanobots will be doomed by his own quanta of evimetrics reflected by the tin party crowds clustered around his teleprompter aura.

Posted by: bergbiker at November 15, 2009 11:18 AM

Tobacco and red meat too.Thank God, we have liberals to protect us from ourselves./

Posted by: G at November 15, 2009 11:19 AM

According to research done by Al and Lou Minum (with help from their sister, Chrome Molly and a grant from DARPA), countermeasures have been developed for the conventional Aluminum Foil Deflector Beanie (AFDB),

Your standard-issue Moonbat AFDB covers only the top of the head. The new Upward Scanning Control Beam (USCB), which was (oddly enough) developed at USC-Berkeley (or is it UC Berkeley - I can never keep 'em straight....) actually uses the inside geometry of the AFDB to FOCUS and INTENSIFY the effects of those evil "Mind Control" beams.....

As Jay Guevara would say, "Bwahhhaaahhhaahhaaa!!!"

Posted by: TonyD95B at November 15, 2009 11:25 AM

Still no one has recognized the over the top effort that is in your face every time you watch the ubiquitous nanobot activation medium called television.

WAKE UP people the warning signs have been beamed into your cerebellum directly through your oculary receptors with blatant mind altering moonbat subliminal ADVERTISING.

No one here can tell me they haven't seen a commercial that tells them to "Ask your doctor". This is a deep seeded plant, and a hard-wired code phrase for anyone already infected. This blatant effort is aimed at building trust in anything the government says concerning health care, created and perfected by big pharmaceutical to brutally transfer funding to them from big insurance. This take-over of funds must be prevented.

You must IMMEDIATELY change the channel when you see this radical attempt to take over your thinking, and pass the word, we are our only hope.

Posted by: Eric at November 15, 2009 12:02 PM

What a better way for OBAMASES to control the masses having nanobots injected into them through vacinations and that dork wearing that goofy thing on his head is a complete jerk

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 15, 2009 12:18 PM

This is worse than I ever imagined!
The USCB is going to call for a whole new strategy and technical development. I can't imagine subjecting my conjules and pecker to the full radiation with psychotronic radiation from these new USCB transmitters.
As a temporary solution, I am going to hang a couple of industrial strength magnets to my nuts, fashion a copper screen dickie to go around my neck and fasten that to a metal chain hanging from my ass touching the ground to short circuit this shit to ground.
And it is all making sense now. Chris Matthews with that jizem juice running down his leg. Those women that used to get all gooey-up for Bill Clinton. And all those stares from the people sitting behind Obama in his peanut gallery. There's absolutely nothing in those heads behind those glazed blank eyes.
Yes, and the proponents of government healthcare trying to convince us all these "call your Doctor" advisories are because of some medicine you are taking, not because you have been irradiated with evil energy. Yeah, once those government doctors get their hands on you, it is all over.
And just think, I used to think that "call your doctor if you have an erection lasting over four hours" was for real. Now I know the truth.

Posted by: Eneils Bailey at November 15, 2009 12:59 PM

Man, with an erection like that, my doctor is the last person I'm calling! That or I need to find a hot young female doctor...

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at November 15, 2009 1:33 PM

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at November 15, 2009 12:18 PM

Yep. The nanobots in the H1N1 vaccine reacted badly with the preservative. That's why they couldn't prepare batches in large vials, only smaller ones - couldn't add the preservative.

Posted by: pomalom at November 15, 2009 2:34 PM

All controled by a central computer in the evil UN

Posted by: Flu-Bird at November 15, 2009 2:41 PM

Ice cream. Children's ice cream Mandrake!

Posted by: SK at November 15, 2009 6:52 PM

Newsflash! This just in from Independent Non Partisan Press (I-PP) The only cure for liberal nanobot infestation is oral consumption of large quantities of American produced beer in aluminum cans! Pass the word!

Posted by: Eric at November 15, 2009 7:50 PM

D#MN!! And we're drinking Radeberger tonight! It's in an aluminum keg - does that count?

Posted by: TonyD95B at November 15, 2009 8:27 PM

Avoid vaccines, they contain aluminum, mercury, MSG, aspartame/formaldehyde, squalene, mutagens etc that cause diseases like arthritus, lupus, Gulf War Syndrome, Parkinson's, Alzheimer's, Guillain-Barre, cancer, asthma, allergies, ADD/autism etc.

The WHO is still pushing the genocidal H1N1 shot when they should be promoting´╗┐ vitamin D, garlic and silver.

I am not joking, here.

Posted by: Lao at November 15, 2009 9:50 PM

Don't forget the granola.

Posted by: The "real" Lao at November 15, 2009 10:21 PM

Sorry. 9:50P

Posted by: The "real" Lao at November 15, 2009 10:29 PM

Sorry people. That was me at 9:50 PM.

Posted by: The "real" Lao at November 15, 2009 11:06 PM

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