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September 2, 2009

Still More Obamunist Brainwashing in Public Schools

Here's another taste of what your children are learning on your dime at public schools:

My pledge: to get the bucket in position before I push play on another video made by moonbats.

This was shown to children at Eagle Bay Elementary School in Farmington, Utah last Friday. Apparently it's never too early to show children how to pledge their support for hybrids and stem cell research; their opposition to slavery, plastic, and flushing the toilet; and of course, their personal fealty to Dear Leader.

One word for parents: homeschool.

On tips from Graycat, V the K, Bill T, and Cheetah. Hat tip: Michelle Malkin.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 2, 2009 8:49 PM


49 seconds was all I could stand...

"I pledge to smile more..."

That must be REALLY hard for miserable lbg (little brown gawd) worshiping liberals.

Posted by: Jimbo at September 2, 2009 9:05 PM

Van, here is the Parody to the I Pledge video - must see!

Obama Borg.....

Posted by: Oiao at September 2, 2009 9:15 PM

They need a exsorcists in the whitehouse theres defenetly a evil demon there

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at September 2, 2009 9:18 PM

I'm with you Jim...I couldn't get to the pause button quick enough. Of course I did make it far enough to hear Strahan say he would refer to himself as an 'American...not African-American'. I've been waiting to hear someone say that for years suprises me it came from a LIB. Surely that was suppose to get ditched on the cutting room floor. Someone is going to lose their job over that one.

Why did it take a nut job like BO for you people to smile? Can't you be happy making astronomical amounts of money from some of these ridiculous movies you star in to be giddy as all hell??? I can barely afford to go to a movie these days unless it's a matinee'...and even then half these POS's aren't worth the $6 matinee' price.

Pompous, ego-maniacs...these people don't even remember what it was like to hope you had enough in savings and under the matress to help carry you and your family if you lose your job.

Ugh...I have to go throw up again.

Posted by: TMGinDAL at September 2, 2009 9:21 PM

Lordy! Celebrities: the most useful of idiots.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 2, 2009 9:57 PM

*I* *PLEDGE* .....

to do my best to starve these singer and actor and author morons to death. never again will i pay money to go to the movies or a concert or buy one of their books. whenever i decide to buy a cd or a dvd or a bluray, *I PLEDGE* to buy it at a 'used' emporium - the nutjobs above don't see one cent of royalties from those places. when i want to read, *I PLEDGE* to go to the library or the half-price used boookstore.

don't get mad - hit them in the place they value most: their wallets. get even, instead.

Posted by: nom de guerre at September 2, 2009 11:40 PM

I pledge...I pledge...

To never give any of these people any of my money ever again.

I pledge...I pledge...

To make sure these idiots never get near my children.

I pledge...I pledge...

To make sure that Obama and his ideas get shit canned to the industrial waste area of humanity.

And it's really too bad, because I watched things with some of these actors. No more...

Posted by: Fuzzlenutter at September 3, 2009 12:09 AM

I didn't make it to the end either. I do like the fact that that man said he's an American, not an African American. Someone is going to be in trouble over that one.

Most of these celebrities make me ill.

TMG - here in California most movies at night are at least $10 and most of the movies are shit.

I never go to the movies anymore and I will not patronize these hollywood liberals. If I want music or a DVD I get it from my local library for free. I too do not want these people to see one dime of my money.

Hitting in the wallet is the only answer.

Where were these people even 2 years ago when shit was hitting the fan? Making tons of money, bashing Bush and living the good life.

Phony phony Obamabots.

Posted by: Janet at September 3, 2009 12:24 AM

The left would be screeching like banshees, covering themselves with ashes and donning sackcloth if this was Bush (or anyone other than a Socialist Democrat) talking to America's schoolchildren.

Of course I've heard some Leftists point out that Bush was reading to a class on 9-11. They know the example is made in bad faith but that's how libtards always argue - in bad faith.

Just like the majority of libtards who argue that 9/11 was an inside job and/or perpetrated by the Joooz.

Posted by: SK at September 3, 2009 1:11 AM

Real nice, that link to the Salt Lake Tribune tries to install spyware. For petesake.

Posted by: Paul H at September 3, 2009 4:39 AM

Disgusting, just when you think liberals can't sink lower, here they put propaganda to school children. With our tax dollars, no less, they fund socialism and force values to children. Yet, we pay for it like idiots.

Posted by: Jay B at September 3, 2009 5:18 AM

Where are Goatse, pansy90210, anonypussy, Meh and Fez now?

Memorizing their 'pledge' to Great Leader and Teacher?

Fucking communists.

Posted by: Doug at September 3, 2009 5:19 AM

I put my pledge up on my blog this morning.

Scary stuff folks.

Posted by: LoneWolfSparty at September 3, 2009 5:48 AM

You would have to be on drugs to pledge to that tin plated azzhole!! What morons!

Posted by: TED at September 3, 2009 5:52 AM

Posted by: TED at September 3, 2009 6:06 AM

Where are Goatse, pansy90210, anonypussy, Meh and Fez now?

In their rooms, throwing tantrums. (Yeah, I know I link to that video a lot, but since it features a young boy in his underwear, it probably makes the lefty trolls happy!)

Posted by: V the K at September 3, 2009 6:18 AM

I love the guy in the polar bear mask.

Posted by: Polar Bear Hunter at September 3, 2009 6:43 AM

That is without a doubt the MOST nauseating thing I have EVER seen. But I guess that's how it is in fantasy land.
I pledge to serve Obama. GAAAAAAWWWWD!

I pledge to fight those brain damaged idiots in government every step of the way until they are GONE or I'm DEAD.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at September 3, 2009 6:46 AM

I Pledge to keep my weapons in good condition.
I Pledge to practice often at the range.
I Pledge to shoot true and kill as many as I can before they kill me.
I Pledge to fight for my country and my beliefs.
I Pledge that I will die before MY Constitution is usurped.

I Pledge.....

Posted by: FreeWillie at September 3, 2009 7:04 AM

Didn't someone make a list of all the losers in this pledge video so we could boycott everything they do? The list should be manditory posting along with the video.

Posted by: Eric at September 3, 2009 7:05 AM

Posted by: TED at September 3, 2009 7:05 AM

u know, that reference could be a good thing, especially if people are offering particularly good volunteer oportunities. and you know, all this hatin on government sounds kind of like anarchy. just something to think about

Posted by: parker maidlow at September 3, 2009 7:07 AM

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

Posted by: Private Pyle at September 3, 2009 7:13 AM

Almost at the end: "I pledge to be a servant to our president." This video really creeps me out, and that line takes the cake. It reeks of fascism, and reminds me of clips in the old days of children with Mao's or Hitler's portrait in the classroom. I'm sure I don't need to point this out, but in AMERICA it's supposed to be the other way around...the president is OUR servant.

Posted by: Big___Al at September 3, 2009 7:27 AM

"I pledge to be a servant to Barack 0bama."


I pledge to be an individual, not a member of the statist collective. I pledge to be self-reliant, not depend on the government. I pledge to do what I want to do, as long as I am not interfering with someone else's pursuit of happiness.

Posted by: Henry at September 3, 2009 7:42 AM

There are plenty of ways to volunteer other than where Obama says you should. I don't need a lefty organization telling me anything about where I should donate my time. It's not that hard to find lots of places on your own.

"all this hatin on government sounds kind of like anarchy"

Not at all. Remember, Hillary said we have the right to speak out against any administration. And this insidious one NEEDS to be spoken out against.

Posted by: Seamus at September 3, 2009 7:46 AM

Good. It's about time liberals started giving of their time and treasure to help others. Conservatives have been doing it all along, and we don't expect medals for it. Still, I'm not holding my breath. The road to hell is paved with pledges.

Posted by: Alan at September 3, 2009 7:50 AM

One empty-headed ditz said she pledges to find "the humor in everything." Well, let's see....

A few days ago on September 1st, was the 70th anniversary of Nazi Germany invading Poland. Okay, then, find the humor in that!!

Next Friday, the 11th--eight year anniversary of the terrorist attacks on our country. Well, what's humorous about that?

Lockerbie bomber set free. I'm not laughing.

Mexican drug cartel wars spilling over into Texas.
I fail to find the humor in that.

What a ditz!

Posted by: Graycat at September 3, 2009 8:15 AM

Here's a good one.

I PLEDGE allegiance to the flag of the UNITED STATES OF AMERICA and to the REPUBLIC for which it stands. One Nation, indivisible, with LIBERTY and JUSTICE for ALL.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at September 3, 2009 8:23 AM

Good pledges Willie (and others as well). That reminds me. I need to get my new AK sighted in.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at September 3, 2009 8:29 AM

I was good up to about the halfway point when they started on plastic bottles, etc.

It's just a round-up of the usual suspects.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at September 3, 2009 8:35 AM

Joe I thought it went "one nation under God..."

Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 3, 2009 8:36 AM

Posted by: parker maidlow at September 3, 2009 7:07 AM

except when your side's in charge, eh?

Posted by: nancz at September 3, 2009 8:49 AM

0:38 here. "Pledge to end hunger in America?" WTF?

a) We have an obesity problem, sweetheart, not a hunger problem.

b) The obesity problem is most pronounced among the poor (liberals say that these people are too poor to afford gym memberships. I'm not making this up.)

c) When is the last time you saw someone who appeared malnourished - or even underweight? (Supermodels don't count.)

d) If this ditz really thinks there is hunger in America, instead of mouthing words about "pledging" to end it and getting her ass some free feel-good publicity, she should pony up a few million. It's not like she doesn't have the bucks.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 3, 2009 8:49 AM

"I pledge to be a servant to Barack 0bama."

Did someone really say this? (As indicated, I couldn't make it past 0:38.) It's nauseating.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 3, 2009 8:51 AM

I thought this was hysterical! I needed the laugh. Does anyone have any pictures of Eva Longoria (I think it was) planting those 500 trees? And the thought of Ashton Kutcher representing anything with dignity is too funny! I love how seriously they take themselves and they probably think they're doing something good.

I pledge to not take advice from celebrities.

Posted by: CindyM at September 3, 2009 9:03 AM

I pledge to help President Obama by finding him a new job in January 2013.

Posted by: GeronimoRumplestiltskin at September 3, 2009 9:26 AM

Dancin' monkey's are what they are, and Obama is their organ grinder. I pledge to continue to believe they are mindless stooges, or idiots. Either works for me.

I too wonder how many of the 500 trees old Eva promised to plant, have actually been planted. C'mon babe, it's September! Hop to it. And make them nice sized trees you old knucklehead. No seedlings please.

Posted by: Yobobbyb at September 3, 2009 9:31 AM

Jay, let the vid start, hit pause, let the whole thing download, then skip to the last minute or so. There are several pledges to be a servant to Chairman Zero.

Sick, sick people.

Posted by: Henry at September 3, 2009 9:49 AM

More evidence of the creeping creepy cult of personality.... crap! ruined the Red Hot Chili Peppers for me...

Posted by: Contrarian_Libertarian at September 3, 2009 9:53 AM

I'm with you FreeWillie. When one of my grandkids will be asking me "What did you do when Obama turned the country into a third world warzone?" I'll be happy to point them at my rifle with several notches. There will be war before the Affirmative Action President destroys america and I'll be there to fight it.

Posted by: Jay B at September 3, 2009 10:06 AM

I pledge to flush twice after watching this video!

Posted by: citizen222 at September 3, 2009 10:42 AM

@ Farmer Ted -

I am quoting the second revised version, not the modern version. When I first learned the pledge that was how it was written.
The original version was written...'to my flag and republic'.... Later, 'to the' was added before the word republic and 'my flag' was changed to 'the flag of the united states'. The second revised version adds the words 'of america'.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at September 3, 2009 10:47 AM

@ Farmer Ted-
The third and most recent revision adding 'under God' happened in the 50's.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at September 3, 2009 10:52 AM

Agree with many about creepy, eerily fascist and resembling the Mao/Hitler use of youth. What is really scary is that in this reality obsessed culture we have created this is what the youth respond to. Never been a sky is falling kind, 20 yr war vet and all, I don't scare easy. This is disturbing. How can those who bleed the poor and ignorant of their money the way they do, endorse products they can't or shouldn't purchase before food and necessities like health care, make obscene amounts of money and hire lawyers to keep it tax free, preach to us and how can our children not be affected. I see the drug dealer with all the bling and money telling kids school and work are for losers. My hard working parents are rolling in their graves. The son of two WWII veterans (yeah Mom was a WAC) a steelworker and a dress maker and a war vet himself is very concerned.

Posted by: TW at September 3, 2009 11:03 AM

Thanks for the info Joe...I wasn't being snarky just curious. :)

Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 3, 2009 11:26 AM

Ye gods and little fishes! That's nauseating.

Okay, y'all are smart folks - anyone got a list of these morons? I'd like to avoid 'em like the plague they are, but I can't avoid folks I don't recognize, which is the result of trying to minimize tv and movie viewing.

I especially want to know the identity of that jackass who kisses his tatts as he pledges allegiance to Lord Vader - oops, I mean Lord Obama. Srsly, that's just EEEEEUW!

Posted by: mackinney29 at September 3, 2009 12:23 PM

Ye gods and little fishes! That's nauseating.

Okay, y'all are smart folks - anyone got a list of these morons? I'd like to avoid 'em like the plague they are, but I can't avoid folks I don't recognize, which is the result of trying to minimize tv and movie viewing.

I especially want to know the identity of that jackass who kisses his tatts as he pledges allegiance to Lord Vader - oops, I mean Lord Obama. Srsly, that's just EEEEEUW!

Posted by: mackinney29 at September 3, 2009 12:23 PM

Farmer Ted

Didn't you know President Eisenhower had "under God" added to the pledge in an attempt to re-enforce our world view that we are created by God, after he learned of the true origins of humanity from his meetings with the Grey aliens. Or some such nonsense.

Posted by: son of a preacher man at September 3, 2009 1:30 PM

I couldn't finish the video. ugh

Posted by: Ryan at September 3, 2009 3:24 PM


I couldn't finish this bullshit propaganda.

Posted by: Dave at September 3, 2009 4:34 PM

This does sicken me, but it doesn't really make me angry, because I actually believe that most of these STUPID IDIOTS think they are doing something good. Just sad that so many people could be such IGNORANT SHEEP.

Posted by: Ron at September 3, 2009 4:50 PM

Socialism is good!
Socialism is good!
In socialist nations the people have high status.
Overthrow the reactionaries!
Imperialism flees with,
it's tail between it's legs.
The entire nation is in great unity.
And has raised the socialist contruction,
to a new height.
To a new height!
The communist Party is good!
The communist Party is good!
The people protect the socialist system.
The popular capacity is solid.
The resistance of reactionary cliques is,
completely futile!
The socialist society will definitely succeed.
A communist society will definitely be achieved.
Will definitely be achieved!
Socialism is good!
Socialism is good!

Posted by: chairman soetoro's oprichniki at September 3, 2009 7:22 PM

The schools are beginning to change their minds on the speech by Obama. I think most school districts receive funding based on student attendance, and the threat of parents to keep their children home could prove very costly to these districts.

Posted by: oldguy at September 6, 2009 8:05 AM

The very last part is what got me - about last ten seconds of video. And I quote, "...I pledge to be a servant to our president". - small p. What, what, WHAT. Holy crap. Did anyone else catch that? Did that bother anybody else besides me? What the hell. That's just scary stuff right there.

Posted by: OMG at September 8, 2009 7:40 AM

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