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September 16, 2009

Abra Cadaver

Here's what happens when you combine the wonders of modern technology with the morbid degeneracy of moonbat culture:

German anatomists plan a new show dedicated solely to dead bodies having sex as part of the Body Worlds exhibitions.
Gunther von Hagens and his wife Angelina Whalley show corpses prepared using a technique invented by von Hagens called "plastination," that removes water from specimens and preserves them with silicon rubber or epoxy resin. …
Von Hagens has already triggered uproar with a new exhibit which shows just two copulating corpses.

Let's see, how can we push the envelope even farther into tastelessness? Von Hagens has an idea…

We have discussed whether it is proper to show homosexuality and in what way.

The Renaissance is remembered for great artists like Leonardo da Vinci. The future will look back on the Age of Moonbattery and see skinless corpses arranged in acts of homosexual depravity.

On tips from Wiggins and mega.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 16, 2009 8:13 AM


Dead bodies having sex... what an excellent metaphor for Europe.

Posted by: V the K at September 16, 2009 8:20 AM

Damn! V the K already got the Eurotrash angle.

OK, try this:

Will the rubberized cadavers be sporting rubbers?

Posted by: tfhr at September 16, 2009 8:32 AM

They're bringing the exhibit around to grammar schools no doubt!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at September 16, 2009 8:41 AM

Wait, where does this cross into abuse of a corpse? I know it's illegal for a live person to copulate with a corpse. Why is this any different? Why haven't these people been arrested?

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at September 16, 2009 8:58 AM

They could have used Jimmy Carter and Nancy Botox for this instead, with Dingy Harry thrown in for a 3some of corpses.

Posted by: brickthefish at September 16, 2009 9:07 AM

What's most bothersome is that SOMEONE has to put these bodies into these positions... Great career choice.

Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at September 16, 2009 9:31 AM

You have to wonder about the living people who have signed the donor forms for this. They're narcissists, if not porn stars.

Posted by: Alan at September 16, 2009 9:58 AM

"They could have used Jimmy Carter and Nancy Botox for this instead, with Dingy Harry thrown in for a 3some of corpses"

great,juuuuust great, sex with nancy,jimmy, and harry,all 3 dead bodies,and an opportunity to show necrophy,homosexuality,multiple partners,oral sex(if arranged properly),straight sex,faggot sex,and beastialty alllllll in the same place....

Posted by: DMOCKERCY at September 16, 2009 10:10 AM

Hitler would have loved this.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 16, 2009 10:43 AM

I don't suppose these sickos got the permission of the people whose corpses are being used. No ones body should be defiled this way.

Posted by: Steve at September 16, 2009 11:22 AM

Cant friggen wait.

Posted by: czuch at September 16, 2009 12:35 PM

I'm getting warmed up right now. *fap-fap-fap-fap*

Posted by: andy42302 at September 16, 2009 12:51 PM


Posted by: Flu-Bird at September 16, 2009 12:52 PM

Need some help, hombre?

Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at September 16, 2009 12:52 PM

Oh look at the rightwing prudes. Don't you conservatives ever want to try anything new?

Posted by: "Meh" at September 16, 2009 1:14 PM

I'll be there with the lube, Meh. Are you going to bring the gerbils, as usual?

Posted by: Ghost of Wellstone at September 16, 2009 1:19 PM

Just like having sex with my ex wife

Posted by: JamesJ at September 16, 2009 1:27 PM

It's all a matter of presentation. Instead of "cadavers" if they'd termed them "members of a key Democrat demographic" then no one would have batted an eye.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 16, 2009 1:29 PM

Meth you are even more f-ed up than I thought if you get off on necrophilia. Although I'm not surprised by your sick twisted sex games.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at September 16, 2009 1:34 PM

"We have discussed whether it is proper to show homosexuality and in what way. It is a very delicate subject."
Revolting as this guy is, he may be doing the world a favor if he takes the 'delicate subject' on. It might just demonstrate that homosexuality is not just restricted to two guys with similar views on wallpaper designs.

Posted by: Jim at September 16, 2009 1:38 PM

It is.

Posted by: Fiberal at September 16, 2009 2:45 PM

NO LOW is TOO LOW for the LEFT! Dem some Sick sick puppies!!!

Posted by: TED at September 16, 2009 4:49 PM

The worst part is not the "art" show. It's that they'll no doubt get a huge taxpayer-funded grant.

Posted by: Nunya at September 16, 2009 11:19 PM

Bill had that problem with Hillary that is why he went hunting

Posted by: Bubba at September 17, 2009 7:01 AM

"The Renaissance is remembered for great artists like Leonardo da Vinci."

Van Helsing, you do know that Da Vinci was, ahem, batting for the other team? A brilliant sculptor, painter, architect, inventor, etc, so forth, but with somewhat lavendery limp wrist, if you know what I mean and I believe that by now you do.

Posted by: Michelangelo Italiano at September 17, 2009 9:39 AM

Hey Michelangelo, the objection wasn't so much toward homosexuality as much as putting it on display and calling it "art". Even heterosexual sex with cadavers labeled as "art" would be disturbing.
Go crawl back in your shell and don't come out until you think this one through again.

Posted by: Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello, and Splinter at September 18, 2009 3:50 AM

Aah, I see now. All righty, then. I am but a knob cadet and I know nothing, unless permitted to.

Posted by: Michelangelo Italiano at September 18, 2009 12:30 PM

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