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August 18, 2009

Ban Ki-Moonbat Vies With Al Gore in Hysterical Self-Parody

As the global warming hoax continues to flounder, the risible Ban Ki-Moonbat desperately ratchets up the rhetoric:

UN chief Ban Ki-moon warned Tuesday of "incalculable" human suffering if the world fails to reach a deal at crucial climate change talks this December.
The United Nations is orchestrating the talks in the Danish capital in hopes of securing an agreement to slash greenhouse gas emissions blamed for global warming. …
The UN secretary general, who began a visit to his homeland Sunday, warned of catastrophes if the world fails to work out a deal.
Ban said unchecked climate change would intensify drought, floods and other natural disasters and bring water shortages and malnutrition — aggravating tensions and social unrest and even sparking violence.

Ki-Moonbat says there is still time to order up the world government totalitarianism that will avert global catastrophe, "but we must do it now" — preferably before midnight tonight. Operators are standing by.

Meanwhile, back on planet Earth, temperatures continue to trend downward, and all but the most stalwart Kool-Aid–guzzlers have become aware that there is no proven link whatsoever between human CO2 emissions and the climate.

In a funk because we're all doomed.

On a tip from mega.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 18, 2009 9:11 AM


He got the job because he's the only guy dumber than the previous guy - Goofy Annan.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 18, 2009 9:20 AM

He is just embarrassed because North Korea has a lower carbon footprint than South Korea.

Posted by: Al Gore at August 18, 2009 9:26 AM

liberals are the new "apocalypse cult".

Posted by: weewilly at August 18, 2009 9:26 AM

A greedy, corrupt opportunist, just like his predecessor and his contemporary, Algore. He wants to fleece the wealthy countries with the global warming hoax to line his own damn pockets. In saner times the only discussion we would be having with his type would be at the end of a bayonet.

Posted by: Clingtomyguns at August 18, 2009 9:34 AM

From a 'coughing anus' to a 'talking anus'

I love it....."the world will crumble UNLESS, you give ME unlimited power!"

What a sorry moonbat.

Posted by: Anonymous at August 18, 2009 9:37 AM

incalculable human suffering

Incalculably large or incalculably small?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at August 18, 2009 9:55 AM

Well, what they mean by "incalculable" is that they are unable to measure it, therefore they can use the "human suffering" part any way they want with magical numbers of no significance.

It's just another way of saying "we think there's a problem, we can't prove it, but we can fix it through taxation" which lacks any sort of scientific merit, logic, reason, intelligence, or rational meaning. Just another example of feel-good politics.

This and cognitive dissonance (doublethink) proves that liberalism is a mental disorder, curable only by death.

Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at August 18, 2009 10:07 AM

"unchecked climate change would intensify [drought]"

Bull shit. Warmer surface water would introduce more water vapor into our atmosphere, creating clouds and rain. Hence the [green] in GHG.

The planet is stable. It's the alarmists that are not.

Posted by: RICH at August 18, 2009 10:12 AM

Denmark, in December? May they be so snowed in they can't even get to their meetings, hehe.

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at August 18, 2009 10:13 AM

climate change = secular religion

Posted by: weewilly at August 18, 2009 10:13 AM

Yeah, liberals seem to ignore the circle of life that occurs naturally in nature. They clearly have a scary disdain for facts.

Heat ->
water vapor ->
clouds ->
rain (no drought) ->
water back into the system... repeat.

Breathe in O ->
Breathe out CO2 ->
Plant life "breathes in" CO2 (more CO2=stronger,healthier plants)->
Plants expel O (PHOTOSYTHESIS)... repeat.

This and cognitive dissonance (doublethink) proves that liberalism is a mental disorder, curable only by death.

Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at August 18, 2009 10:17 AM

wow, floods AND drought. Seems like there is a solution there... but I can't quite put my finger on it.

Posted by: Professor Hale at August 18, 2009 10:23 AM

Dear Mr. Mon-Ki Moonbat,

As I understand it, if we fail to embrace your policies by December we are all doomed. Thanks for the heads-up. Now if the December deadline comes and goes without an agreement, it will then be too late to do one damn thing about global warming. So after December please just shut the hell up and let us eat drink and be merry, for tomorrow we'll fry. Once that fateful date passes and all hope is lost, we'll not want to hear ONE MORE WORD ABOUT IT! ┬┐comprende?

Posted by: innominatus at August 18, 2009 10:32 AM

They've never stopped to consider that a planet in existence for billion of years, and supporting life for hundreds of millions of years (at least), might just be stable enough to deal with fluctuations in sunlight, atmospheric composition, and other such environmental matters. Of course, since their goal isn't saving the planet but rather grabbing as much power as they can, such things are of little concern to them. They are surrounded all day every day by people with that same mindset and that same goal. As such, they are shocked and dismayed to discover that the rest of us, here in what I like to call "The Real World", don't buy into their particular variety of bollocks on a stick, and that no, thank you, we don't want some untouchable demigod(s) dictating every aspect of our lives.

And yet if I whacked this nutjob upside the head with a clue-stick, they'd arrest me.

Posted by: CoderInCrisis at August 18, 2009 10:38 AM

Yeah, I was flabbergasted by that Prof. Hale.

"...unchecked climate change would intensify drought, floods"

I swear these people live in bizarro world. I'm just waiting for them to pull the mother-of-all arguments and say that climate change will intensify gravity, cause season changes, destroy the color orange, eat black people, increase spread of AIDs, cause cancer, break Florida away from the homeland, change history, and cause widespread lion grazing... with a light dusting of ZOMG METEORS.

Remember, I called it first.

Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at August 18, 2009 10:38 AM

"The planet is stable. It's the alarmists that are not."

hey Rich, can I borrow that? that is truly a great line.


Posted by: chuck in st paul at August 18, 2009 12:14 PM

It's Official - Man's Very Existence Causes Global Warming (chad)

Truly man is a stain upon the fabric of the universe and we should all just slit our throats now. /snark

Posted by: SK at August 18, 2009 1:49 PM

Careful on the idea of increased rainfall. Aerosol emissions inhibit the growth of rain-bearing clouds. Long story short, water vapor tends to condense onto those particles, but those droplets no longer coalesce as readily. Water goes up, but not all of it comes back down. Increased water vapor content results in a slightly increased planetary albedo, affecting the radiation budget. However, water vapor causes a *much* greater "greenhouse effect" on the radiation budget. At the same time, the aerosol extinction of those initial emissions is shown to have a net cooling effect on the radiation budget, but they are toxic in high quantities.

Basically, this is a problem much too complex to be solved by ignorant politicians, or snarky pigeonhole arguments.

Posted by: I'm A Lasagna Hog at August 18, 2009 2:15 PM


Please spread the word. And while you're at it;

You know how everything is green this and green that, everybody be green.

Wouldn't the green in greenhouse gas suggest that we are [being] green?

And the lunacy continues...

Posted by: RICH at August 18, 2009 2:35 PM

You can bet this yoyo didnt walk,fly,teleport or have scotty beam him down he came in a O-zone depleating gulf-stream jet

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at August 18, 2009 3:50 PM

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