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July 8, 2009

Sarah Palin Killed Jacko!

At last we know the truth about Sarah Palin's resignation. A caller to Al Sharpton's radio show is wise to Saracuda's involvement in the death of the creepy pervert revered by millions as the King of Pop. Reverend Al seems to regard the theory as plausible:

Partial transcript, via The Radio Equalizer:

FEMALE CALLER (31:50): He (Michael Jackson) is truly the soundtrack of my life. I also have a theory about Sarah Palin as well and I'm going to put it out there on radio, hopefully someone can investigate.
But, I think maybe she did something to Michael Jackson. Maybe there's a scandal there. Maybe she's stepping down because something's about to come out. I don't know, but I'm gonna just put it out there on your show so we'll see.
SHARPTON: All right, thank you for your call, Ashley. That's interesting. I'll put it out, we'll see.

If O.J. can be innocent, and Barack Hussein Obama can be a fit President for the United States, why can't Wacko Jacko have been murdered by Sarah Palin? Too bad Dan Rather isn't still around to produce the appropriate documents.

On a tip from V the K.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 8, 2009 7:26 AM

Comments

Sarah could not have wacked jacko. If she did the Moose rifle would have blown his head clean off!

Posted by: Stephana at July 8, 2009 7:43 AM

Palin shot him with a tranquilizer dart full of hospital meds! LOL!

Posted by: Anonymous at July 8, 2009 7:47 AM

Someone get that woman some Zyprexa.

Posted by: Henry at July 8, 2009 7:49 AM

I covered this yesterday, a few posts down.

"it will soon be exposed....Palin ordered Dick Cheney to waterboard MJ because MJ was about to announce that after getting instructions from Letterman, MJ had sex with Willow.
If only Palin had waited a day, MJ was about to commit suicide after realizing that Willow was female."

Posted by: blue at July 8, 2009 8:12 AM

All kinds of crazy crap gets traction while things that are obvious, like the fact that it's not getting hotter outside, get denied. It's insane.

Posted by: forest at July 8, 2009 8:27 AM

That caller put the bat in moonbattery. Wow.

Posted by: LoneWolfArcher at July 8, 2009 8:28 AM

This pretty much sums up the intelligence of the left's entire conversation over Sarah Palin.

Posted by: J at July 8, 2009 8:32 AM

The scary thing is she sounded so NORMAL as she expounded on her insane theory.

Posted by: Judith M. at July 8, 2009 8:52 AM

Al Sharpton like JESSIE JACKASSON is a attention monger like a shark he smells blood and senses for a big media feeding freenzie

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 8, 2009 11:26 AM

Next thing you know, someone will try and convince us MJs isn't the biological father of his kids. I mean, after all, they do look just like him, right?

Posted by: ZWFlash at July 8, 2009 12:04 PM

Sarah whacked Michael Jackson? Cool. I wonder if she takes requests...

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 8, 2009 1:43 PM

Sarah whacked Michael Jackson? Cool. I wonder if she takes requests...

The Palinator! I suspect she'll be doing a lot of "whacking" very shortly. God knows, there are plenty of targets - in both parties.

Posted by: Kathleen at July 8, 2009 2:24 PM

Kathleen, you got that right. The most egregious offenders are liberals, but even some Americans need their butts kicked.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 8, 2009 4:42 PM

It's official - Sarah Palin is the new Bush.

Posted by: mandible claw at July 9, 2009 7:00 AM

All I could think while listening to this was, "How embarrassing for this woman!"

Posted by: Laura at July 9, 2009 2:55 PM