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July 13, 2009

Prince Charles: 96 Months to Save the World

Prince Chucklehead has again demonstrated the link between inbreeding and mental retardation by proclaiming that we have only 96 months to save the world by plunging the West into economic ruin in the name of the polar bears.

Capitalism and consumerism have brought the world to the brink of economic and environmental collapse, the Prince of Wales has warned in a grandstand speech which set out his concerns for the future of the planet.
The heir to the throne told an audience of industrialists and environmentalists at St James's Palace last night that he had calculated that we have just 96 months left to save the world.
And in a searing indictment on capitalist society, Charles said we can no longer afford consumerism and that the "age of convenience" was over.

The chutzpah and hypocrisy of this pampered, useless fool demanding that we live like Third World peasants while he munches caviar in taxpayer-financed castles and jets around the world spewing the CO2 we're supposed to pretend is poisonous defies comprehension.

prince charles
Chutzpah as large as his lifestyle.

On a tip from mega.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 13, 2009 7:54 AM


Does this mean we're all going to have to drive Aston Martins that run on brandy? His looks pretty nice, but filling it with booze would get pricey for us little people.

Posted by: forest at July 13, 2009 8:05 AM

What a horse's ass. Those of us not to the manor born RELY on capitalism to LIVE. Stuff it, Chuck.

Posted by: Karin at July 13, 2009 8:06 AM

Let's see... Prince Charles lives off inherited money and confiscated taxes, he's been raised since birth to believe he's part of a social elite entitled to privilege, and he wants to take away the living standards of the common people while sacrificing nothing of his own.

He's the prototype for every left-liberal dumbass in the western world.

Posted by: V the K at July 13, 2009 8:20 AM

His little PRINCE CHUCKY CHUMP what a blabbering stupid numb-skull TIME FOR HIM TO BE TURNED INTO A TOADY FROG

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at July 13, 2009 8:24 AM

He is beging to sound like that domm saying numbskull PAUL EHRLICH all his rediculous predicous that never happened ANOTHER BLABBERING IDIOT GOD HELP ENGLAND IF HE EVER BECOMES KING

Posted by: Flu-Bird at July 13, 2009 8:46 AM

This sort of thing just convinces the French they did the right thing with Louis XVI.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at July 13, 2009 9:00 AM

It's a fact that the Queen will never give up the throne to this weasel. She's seen the worthlessness of his existance since he screwed around with that roaming cow Camilla, then married her. Nothing to see here, he's been passed over already. The question is will England end up with William, or Harry. I say give 'em hell Harry is the best pick.

Posted by: Eric at July 13, 2009 9:32 AM

96 more months?

I don't believe it. Everyone knows the Myan calendar ends in only 41 more months.

I bet the Myans were better at predicting the end of the world than Charlie is.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 13, 2009 10:04 AM


Posted by: Flu-Bird at July 13, 2009 11:22 AM

Maybe what the world can no longer afford is monarchy. Just a thought.

Posted by: JustAl at July 13, 2009 11:27 AM

96 months? By his calculation? I'm not sure I trust his highness's judgement or credentials on ANYTHING after seeing the hag he was cheating with on Princess Di... Besides Al Gore says it's 105.3 months to go so we can rest easy.

Posted by: Contrarian_Libertarian at July 13, 2009 1:18 PM

What a bloody nincompoop!! He needs to give all of his money to his "cause", get a job & live like the rest of us peasants!

Posted by: Annie at July 13, 2009 1:22 PM

I think this is all about the fact that many commoners live as well as kings these days. It must gall this mouth breather no end.


The cure is to kick the commoners down the stairs (economically speaking). Then he can continue to rape and pillage the people for his rich lifestyle knowing that (finally) the prols are in their place.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at July 13, 2009 2:33 PM

Isn't he the Duke of Cornhole, or something...?

Posted by: Henry at July 13, 2009 2:48 PM

(gonna keep livin' well) FU Prince Chucklehead!

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at July 13, 2009 3:06 PM

Arrogant limey elitist asshole. Sucking on the government tit all these years yet wants the rest of us commoners to tough it out, hunker down and sacrifice for the global economy.

I never understood Camilla vs Diana? Is he nuts?

Posted by: Janet at July 13, 2009 3:31 PM

Regarding, to those rubbish e-mails, and narrow way of thinking, about prince Charles personally I shall say, hay people what is wrong with you!? It's very easy to complain, YOU like it or not this 96 month the exact limit our true disaster reality, and it will happen very wrong thing to our world, if we do not move our (bleeps). In my view, we cannot do much about it, until, every one of us in whole world give hand to each other honestly and then play as a one unit. In my part, I can give an idea, about how to create an electric car, which it will run, without a need for recharging it. I do have only the theory, but I am willing to work on it, and exchange my information with a person or peoples, who feel concern about our green planet. PEACE my e-mail is;

Posted by: EDRIS at July 13, 2009 3:44 PM

"... Besides Al Gore says it's 105.3 months to go so we can rest easy.
"Posted by: Contrarian_Libertarian at July 13, 2009 1:18 PM"

But didn't Gore say almost two years ago that we had only FIVE years? Somebody's stacking the deck!

"EDRIS at July 13, 2009 3:44 PM"

I'll take you seriously when you stop useing a computer!

Posted by: KHarn at July 13, 2009 4:10 PM

On second thought, I won't.

Posted by: KHarn at July 13, 2009 4:10 PM

He repeating the same green bull kaka that PAUL EHRLICH was blabbering about during the 1970s just repeating the same green lies as always

Posted by: Rockin Robin at July 13, 2009 9:12 PM

What a TOOL

Posted by: Kramo at July 13, 2009 10:22 PM

This Guy is an inbred DONKEY.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at July 14, 2009 9:14 AM

This planet is not unstable. Some alarmists are.

Q: Wouldn’t the green in greenhouse gas, suggest that we are being green?

Posted by: RICH at July 14, 2009 10:37 AM

Someone, at some point, MUST have cheated- I refuse to believe that his guy could be related to Queen Victoria. TT_TT It just can't be so...

Posted by: RockDove at July 14, 2009 11:57 AM