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July 30, 2009

Hideous Marxist Harridan Makes #5 on Most Beautiful List

Apparently Medusa isn't a Democrat; otherwise, she would have made The Hill's comical 50 Most Beautiful list. No. 5 — I kid you not — is Maxine Waters. Her entry is accompanied by this clock-stopping picture:


Apparently the moonbats at The Hill are entranced by the 70-year-old California Congresscommie's inner beauty. Here it is on display as she promises to nationalize the energy sector, Hugo Chavez style:

One lone Republican was included in the Top Ten, no doubt to display bipartisan open-mindedness. Anyone who can't find attractive Republicans isn't looking very hard.

republican vs democrat women
Sometimes beauty is more than skin deep.

On a tip from mega.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 30, 2009 8:18 AM


Please remove the dog's mugshot from the top of the page... I throw up a little every time I reload. Should be an intro warning.

"Warning, may induce violent vomiting. Place spoons firmly into eyes before proceeding to the following page."

Posted by: AmericanToTheCore at July 30, 2009 8:55 AM

Post the Palin in running shorts pic. We need the eye bleach!

Posted by: Naqamel at July 30, 2009 8:57 AM

Affirmative action in every aspect of life. Soon single men will be required to ask out one ugly hag for every three attractive women he pursues. And if you venture into a "gentlemen's club" you had better be ready to tip all of the entertainers regardless of merit.

Posted by: JustAl at July 30, 2009 9:17 AM

You left out Tammy Bruce and the divine Sarah

Posted by: Paul Moore at July 30, 2009 9:35 AM

Is it any wonder the left is so jealous of conservatives? If Waters is their 5th BEST they are seriously lacking (Who won 1st? Helen Thomas). THIS is the reason they attack Palin with such vileness. They do a pretty good sell TELLING everyone one how wonderful they are but their hate leaks through.

Posted by: TED at July 30, 2009 10:15 AM

i truly thought the photo was a picture of demond wilson of "sanford and son" fame in drag.

Posted by: nancz at July 30, 2009 10:36 AM

Paul Moore is right. Someone needs to 'shop-out' Noonan from that pic and shop-in Sarah and Tammy.

BTW, that pic of Maxine ... SHIT! Somebody check (NOT ME!), but I thinks she's a damn drag queen!

Posted by: drillanwr at July 30, 2009 10:51 AM

"Someone needs to 'shop-out' Noonan from that pic and shop-in Sarah and Tammy."


Posted by: Nunya at July 30, 2009 10:57 AM

Please, poster maker, remove Peggy and put her with the group below - she's not that hot anymore anyway. And yes, add Sarah and Tammy.

Posted by: puffdaddy at July 30, 2009 11:13 AM

Ugh. Couldn't we compromise just a little on the burka idea?

Posted by: Fiberal at July 30, 2009 11:23 AM

I know a good lookin' woman when I see one....and she ain't it.

How the hell does she rank #5? I think she's just 'rank'.

Posted by: JoeShmoe at July 30, 2009 11:59 AM

Ms. Waters must have been having a socialist senior moment, again. Because I really don't know who is funnier Maxine Waters or the cartoon character in the funny papers?

Posted by: citizen222 at July 30, 2009 12:02 PM

Andrea Dworkin is lookin' very ugly nowadays because uh... she's friggin' dead man!

Posted by: Nathaniel M at July 30, 2009 12:31 PM

I know drugs distort your thinking, but now we have to add visual acuity problems to the list of side effects. Stupid doped out libs.

Posted by: chuck in st paul at July 30, 2009 12:34 PM

This was even funnier when mega posted just the link. You scroll down not knowing what to expect, then BAM!

Posted by: Karin at July 30, 2009 1:11 PM

Wow just wow.

I really hope they had the first lady on the list because she really is the best they have.
(not saying much)

Posted by: Alhazred at July 30, 2009 1:58 PM

Andrea Dworkin is dead, really?

Guess she looked at one too many porno flicks.

Posted by: Worst of Gallstone at July 30, 2009 2:15 PM

Maybe 40 years/pounds ago with the lights off and a 12 pack.

Posted by: Smoke TNT at July 30, 2009 5:46 PM

"Beauty is as beauty does. Are your deeds beautiful?" L.F. Baum, "Glinda Of Oz".

Posted by: KHarn at July 30, 2009 6:14 PM

This woman may be homely on the outside, but she's hideous on the inside.

Posted by: J at July 30, 2009 6:31 PM

Because I really don't know who is funnier Maxine Waters or the cartoon character in the funny papers?

Posted by: citizen222 at July 30, 2009 12:02 PM

I dunno. Babara Lee and Cynthia McKinney are real knee slappers too. Plenty of yucks between all of the above.

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