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June 22, 2009

Forests Crawl With Naked Moonbats

Hopefully you made it through yesterday without incident. It was Naked Hiking Day.

Naked hiker Andrew Williams describes the slippery slope that led to his walking around in the woods with no clothes on:

I would walk around the house like that [naked], and walking inside the house turned into walking outside the house, and then short little adventures through the woods. So the next thing I know, I've got a backpack strapped on and I'm walking down the trail.

Next will come suing his employer for objecting when he shows up naked at work.

Naked moonbat Andrew Williams.

On a tip from Graycat.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 22, 2009 7:29 AM

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Ever notice that the nudists are the last people you'd want to see naked? Look at this specimen. Doughy, pasty, and shouldn't he be wearing boots, not those ugly moonbat sandles?

Posted by: Karin at June 22, 2009 7:48 AM

Ummm yeah I decided not to go hiking yesterday. For obvious reasons.

Posted by: Jenn at June 22, 2009 7:49 AM

You know what he needs to break him of that nasty habit? A good infestation of ticks around the scrotal area.

Posted by: Judith M. at June 22, 2009 7:59 AM

I was naked yesterday, so was Mrs Blue.

Posted by: blue at June 22, 2009 8:17 AM

Thankfully, concealed carry is now legal in National Parks...

Posted by: Henry at June 22, 2009 8:20 AM

Work? He has a job? I'm not buying it. My bet is his definition of work is the chores his momma makes him crawl out of the basement to do. Those lug treaded sandals, and that nylon pack are definately not gaia friendly.

Posted by: Eric at June 22, 2009 8:31 AM

Where's the poison ivy when you really need it?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 22, 2009 9:04 AM

Maybe he can meet up with the hippie has-beens/wanna-bes that weep over "the old growth."

Posted by: J at June 22, 2009 9:19 AM

I have a feeling that the guy in the picture is either Brandon or Ghost of Wellstone.

Posted by: Panday at June 22, 2009 9:36 AM

This really nothing new.. for California. I would see naked men and women in the woods around Mt. Shasta each summer as I was hiking.

Posted by: czekmark at June 22, 2009 11:31 AM

Get someone to wear a IM WITH STUPID T-Shirt and make sure the arrow is pointing in his direction

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 22, 2009 11:33 AM

"Thankfully, concealed carry is now legal in National Parks...
"Posted by: Henry at June 22, 2009 8:20 AM"

Fat lot of good that does him!

I walked naked from the bathroom to my bedroom after a shower yesterday, does that count as "honoring naked hiking day"?

Posted by: KHarn at June 22, 2009 11:49 AM

I hope the squirrels were out gathering nuts.

Posted by: claw at June 22, 2009 12:55 PM

watch out for those queer bears!

Anybody with those stupid fuckin earth sandals, you know it with out a word being spoken, is a liberal asshole!

Posted by: Shooter1001 at June 22, 2009 3:31 PM

Nudism is one thing, but these people need serious therapy, heavy medication, and confinement until their delusions subside. Fat, stupid ugly people should keep their clothes on and their mouths shut.

Posted by: grayjohn at June 22, 2009 5:49 PM

Is that a picture of Ghost of Wellstone taken by Brandon?

Posted by: SK at June 22, 2009 6:28 PM

I'd do him

Posted by: Wingnutlicker at June 22, 2009 7:01 PM

Two words: chigger bites. That would cure anybody of their naked hiking habit.

Posted by: PabloD at June 22, 2009 8:28 PM

This guy is a tool. I just want to point out, however, that one of the hardest core, libertarian Bill Clinto haters I ever knew worked at a defense contracting firm and belonged to a nudist colony with his wife. So...I don't think moonbats necessarily have a monopoly on nudism. Oh, and please let the record show I'm very much against nude hiking. Tards.

Posted by: brent at June 22, 2009 8:40 PM

Let's get a few patriotic and heavily tatooed servicemen in on this. If naked moonbat flesh is not offensive to families, then neither are exposed American flags and eagles to liberals.

Posted by: BURNING HOT at June 22, 2009 8:49 PM

Is that a picture of Ghost of Wellstone taken by Brandon?

Posted by: SK at June 22, 2009 6:28 PM

Not sure about that - Brandon appears to have been located in Hong Kong until at least last year...

Posted by: mandible claw at June 22, 2009 9:08 PM

he is just as crazy as that ding dong tree sitter JULIA(BUTTERFLY)HILL who spend two years sitting in a tree she called LUNA after the pagan moon goddess and where we get the term LUNATICS such as her and the rest of her wacko granola munching kind

Posted by: Flu-Bird at June 22, 2009 9:30 PM

I heard that someone took a chainsaw and sawed around the girth of butterfly hills tree LUNA and her and the rest of her silly granola munchers were holding a dumb protest showing how rediculous they are

Posted by: thunderbird at June 22, 2009 9:33 PM

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Posted by: SK at June 22, 2009 9:59 PM

I expect that 'Naked Hiking Day' will be followed by 'Calamine lotion appreciation day ' and , 'Sunburn relief day 'and 'Lyme disease appreciation . There is a reason we started wearing clothes.

Posted by: James McEnanly at June 23, 2009 5:48 AM

I'm told by reliable sources that when you are in the midst of nudists, it smells like you are in an unkempt public washroom.

Posted by: oldguy at June 23, 2009 9:22 AM

What does this loon carry in the bag? What is the point?

Posted by: dc at June 23, 2009 10:24 AM

Could that by Mark Sanford's hiking buddy? The governor really went out of his way to enjoy Naked Hiking Day.

Posted by: JC at June 23, 2009 8:43 PM

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