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June 25, 2009

Burger King's New Pornoburger

The appallingly tasteless homosexual Quiznos ads weren't the last word in fast food lasciviousness.

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From PopWatch:

If it hasn't already happened, today can go down in the record books as the day subtlety died. Burger King's latest advertisement — for its, ahem, BK Super Seven Incher — leaves little to imagination or interpretation. As you can see here, the woman in said advertisement is about to go down on said Super Seven Incher with a suggestive tagline that uses the word "blow." Mmhmm, I think it's safe to assume that such humor will only be going over the head of those younger than, oh, about 13 years old. (Sorry, parents!)

If you want to see what ads will look like ten years from now, pick up a copy of Hustler.

On a tip from Viking04.

Posted by Van Helsing at June 25, 2009 9:07 AM

Comments

Posted by: V the K at June 25, 2009 9:17 AM

If they think a seven incher is "super" then they need to talk to some conservative wives. They'll tell you that it's soft at seven.

Posted by: Worst of Gallstone at June 25, 2009 9:19 AM

But since we have supposedly grown-up news anchors giggling like ten year olds over the word "tea-bagging," this campaign will probably work for some people.

Posted by: V the K at June 25, 2009 9:19 AM

Attention! Alert!

The first sexually suggestive idiotic advertisement EVER was released today!

It sure beats talking about Sanford though!

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 9:57 AM

Suggestive ads aren't very new. I remember years ago a Philly radio station used to advertise Fisherman's Friend cough drops. The ad stated "you'll feel much better when you put a 'Fisherman's Friend' in your mouth. Also Double-mint gum had an ad along the lines of "whip it out, the taste will really rock you when you put it in your mouth". Double-mint even used twin girls in their ad. All this could also mean their are a lot of comsumers with minds in the gutter.

Posted by: Capt. Kranky at June 25, 2009 10:04 AM

There are sooooo many things wrong with that ad!

1 - It has TONS of meat produced by methane gas belching cows - the cheese too. Al Gore is offended

2 - PETA is offended because its made of MEAT - the cheese is the byproduct of COW slavery.

3 - This violated ObamaCare plan - no more eating huge sandiches made of meat and cheese - how many grams of fat and how many calories does that behemoth contain? Plus it probably contains loads of salt. Banned under ObamaCare

4 - This is offensive to NOW (no, its not the National Organization of Witches) and stereotypes women as anxious go to give blow jobs. Though that woman looks like she cold suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, though.

Posted by: PC Patrolman #69 at June 25, 2009 10:12 AM

So in other words PC patrol, this must be a product of the right, right? No moonbatter would ever violate the four rules you've stated above.

So, you're bringing attention to an ad that's not even "moonbatty" by your own definition.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 10:15 AM

Hey, people, Anonymous is right! We need to be obsessively talking about Sanford. Anything else we discuss is a distraction from that vital, vital story.

Posted by: Evil Otto at June 25, 2009 10:17 AM

What kind of pussy posts his insults anonymously, anyway?

Posted by: V the K at June 25, 2009 10:22 AM

Like the vital, vital story of the BK ad? Hmmmm, neither is terribly important, but the Sanford story definitely wins.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 10:23 AM

Incredible-

Anti-Global Warming and HeteroSexual ads?

Oh what it is to be a real American, I love BK.

Posted by: steve at June 25, 2009 10:24 AM

What have I said that's remotely insulting?

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 10:24 AM

Apparently, "Anonymous" doesn't understand sarcasm.

Personally, I don't care about Sanford. Not. Even. A. Little.

Posted by: Evil Otto at June 25, 2009 10:25 AM

I love a good long, juicy, seven-incher, V the K.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 10:27 AM

Heh-heh, blow.

Posted by: BTH at June 25, 2009 10:28 AM

Heh-heh, blow.

Posted by: BTH at June 25, 2009 10:28 AM

Oh sure I get it, it just didn't work for you since the BK ad is even LESS important than your presidential hopeful demonstrating the core "family values" of the Right.

I care very little about that fiasco, but even less about your drawings of the president's naked butt or a suggestive BK ad, which apparently you find intensely interesting.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 10:29 AM

I wish my husband had even three inches.

Posted by: Infantile Troll Pretending to Be V the K at June 25, 2009 10:30 AM

I just want to have sex with all you lovely old white men. Whooo-weee anal sex time!

And then I'm going to cum for your children!

Posted by: GayOldParty at June 25, 2009 10:30 AM

Besides, I have way better pictures of the president's naked butt than that one posted earlier.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 10:32 AM

Really! I want to see them! Send them immediately!

Posted by: Infantile Troll Pretending to Be V the K at June 25, 2009 10:33 AM

Heh, and THAT, "Anonymous," is why you need to pick a screen name. You just spent the last few minutes spoofing V the K's name.

He wasn't the one posting Anonymous. It was me posting as you. You were insulting the wrong person, you idiot.

Anyway, I've had my fun, so I'm off. There's no need to pay any more attention to you. Have a nice day, little troll. I'll swing by this thread later to see what weak attempts to insult me you come up with.

Posted by: Evil Otto at June 25, 2009 10:39 AM

Let's remember you had no reply, so you had to come down to the level of the advertisement which this string was supposed to be complaining about in the first place. Well done!

Talk about not needing to pay attention ... you're down to posting about advertisements. As with the commenters on this site who validate their points with examples drawn from Gilligan's Island and Hogan's Heroes, you're irrelevant.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 10:44 AM

I don't mind so much. I would hope that regulars can spot the difference between my posts and those of a troll who is apparently in summer school repeating the sixth grade.

And if they can't, I should work on that. :-)

Posted by: V the K at June 25, 2009 10:45 AM

Isn't the ad supposed to run only in Singapore?

Maybe that sort of ad works in that market.

Posted by: Bitmap at June 25, 2009 10:50 AM

Anybody got their E-mail address? I wanted to tell them how I felt about it but their site only had their mailing address and phone numbers and they don't answer the phone and I am too lazy to write a letter.

Posted by: shunkha7878 at June 25, 2009 10:57 AM

Here you go:

http://www.bk.com/CompanyInfo/contactus.aspx

Posted by: SK at June 25, 2009 11:19 AM

Have the Americans here ever noticed how communists and their fellow travelers bleat about how wonderful homosexuals are, but then make homosexual references to us (e.g., "GayOldParty," above) as an insult?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at June 25, 2009 11:20 AM

Because its insulting from your point of view. Just using your prejudice against you.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 11:24 AM

Well, that and you're constant talk of gay stuff. You do seem a bit fixated on gay activities (and sometimes experts on what those activities include) for a group of folks who don't care for them.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 11:28 AM

Jay, as I have demonstrated before, it's perfectly fine when left-liberals make fun of gays with crude stereotypes. The dirty little secret is, lefties hate gays way more than conservatives do.

Posted by: V the K at June 25, 2009 11:29 AM

"lefties hate gays way more than conservatives do."

You finally admit that you hate them. What a relief!

Yes, your statement must be true, that's why so many homosexuals are Republicans?

Again, attempting to prove a point with TV show. This time a cartoon. Stupid.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 11:37 AM

Anon mommy wants you to come and take your meds. Hurry along now boy.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 25, 2009 11:40 AM

"Because its insulting from your point of view. Just using your prejudice against you."

Ouch, you really think your feeble attempt at an insult was some sort of ingenious psychological attack on conservatives? You are one pitiful little weenie.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 11:48 AM

If you're not fixated on gays its on some idea of mommy. She's not here to fight your fight for you Ted.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 11:48 AM

It is amusing what passes for "clever" on the left, isn't it?

Posted by: Gregory of Yardale at June 25, 2009 11:49 AM

"feeble attempt at an insult"

Just answering Jay's question. Its quite true.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 11:50 AM

You're right Greg, "clever" is posting a Burger King ad and pretending to be outraged by it. I'll take a note on that one.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 11:51 AM

Just wait for all the rederic from the busybody wheatgerm inhaling health freaks like RALPH NADER,MICHEAL JACOBSEN,PETA,CSPI,PCRM and the rest of those pest type freaks

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 25, 2009 11:51 AM

Anon your bringing a water pistol to a howitzer fight little boy,you better run along.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 25, 2009 12:08 PM

It would of been better if the sandwich had balls. Or maybe if she was eating 2 of them at once.

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 12:11 PM

"you better run along"
dude, I'm making all the points.

"water pistol to a howitzer fight"
Its about a dumb-ass ad. Its not war, fool.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 12:15 PM

I'm going to go enjoy a super seven incher. Then I'm going to Burger King. I'm a banking queeeeenn

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 12:19 PM

Like I said. You're fixated with homos.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 12:24 PM

Well, I'm taking a long weekend to go camping. I have no doubt that you'll keep fighting the good fight and tackling those hard-hitting topics in my absence: ratings and burger king ads and bad drawings of butts.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 12:26 PM

Like I said. You're fixated with homos. Or maybe I am? Am I you or are you me?

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 12:27 PM

Wait, let me get this straight. The guy who has been accusing everyone of being a repressed homosexual is "taking a long weekend to go camping". Oh man these jokes just write themselves. Let me guess, you are taking a break from the wrestling team to focus more on your interior design classes?

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 12:31 PM

Stupid advertising visual graphics people...the angles are ALL wrong! HAHA

Posted by: JoeShmoe at June 25, 2009 12:35 PM

Taking a break from running my business during our usual slow time. And if "taking a long weekend" is the beginning of a joke to you, then this advertisement shouldn't offend Beavis (or is it Butthead?)

I say you're fixated with homos and to defend yourself you pull more stereotypes out of your over-used bag o tricks. Good one!

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 12:37 PM

I'm not offended by the advertisement. When I said it would be better if the sandwich had balls or she was eating two of them at the same time I was serious. Or even better if there are like whole row of sandwiches in the background, like shes some porn chick about to suck off 10 dudes. Anyone here ever bang a porn chick?

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 12:42 PM

Anon when you mess with me it becomes a war,dumbass.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 25, 2009 1:05 PM

Doesn't anon remind you of the mole from the "Whack-a-mole" arcade game?

Posted by: Judith M. at June 25, 2009 1:08 PM

Hey Farmer Ted, you ever bang a porn chick? I've always wanted to. Something about being with a woman who has had thousands of dudes inside her really turns me on.

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 1:08 PM

Yes, Frank. I thought your post was funny. Its the speed of the ad, and its the kind of comment it deserves. But giving a "shock ad" more exposure in the name of finding it offensive. Kinda defeats the purpose, no?

I never accused anyone of being repressed. I only say you're obsessed. I have no idea what y'alls motivations are for talking about it so much and don't care. It is undeniable that it is a constant refrain on this site, as well as a constant put-down.

"when you mess with me it becomes a war"
You're the one who came out swinging farmer, with your lame mommy comments. Its your war, and your insult game not mine. Don't cry because you lost.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 1:14 PM

"Whack-a-mole"

I keep popping up with things to say and all you can do is take a swing and make game comparisons? Yeah. It does remind me of that. A Lot.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 1:16 PM

Well now that we got that out of the way Anonymous, have you ever banged a porn chick?

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 1:22 PM

Taking a break from running my business during our usual slow time. And if "taking a long weekend" is the beginning of a joke to you, then this advertisement shouldn't offend Beavis (or is it Butthead?)

I say you're fixated with homos and to defend yourself you pull more stereotypes out of your over-used bag o tricks. Good one!

What kind of "Business" Would a little scumbag liberal run? Huummm better get back in there, some one wants to buy some Tofu, and 'Anal Beads

Posted by: Unicorn Fart at June 25, 2009 1:25 PM

If you don't have anything to say, make it personal.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 1:27 PM

Put me down for one order of tofu and three orders of anal beads. And one order of anal beads made out of tofu.

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 1:27 PM

For a snack on the go.

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 1:28 PM

What's the matter unicorn fart? You chaffed from having Obama ride you for so long?

Posted by: Anonymous at June 25, 2009 1:28 PM

I was serious about those tofu anal beads. I even thought of a slogan. "From the bung to the yum"

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 1:47 PM

Anon it sounds to me that you're the one running away and crying. Wuss.

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 25, 2009 1:48 PM

Can we get back to the issue at hand? I've got a tissue in my hand. Yes, yes, the issue at hand. Has Anyone here ever banged a porn chick? Or for the ladies, ever banged a porn dude?

Posted by: Frank White at June 25, 2009 1:51 PM

the gay ad council is complaining that BK used a female in the ad

Posted by: blue at June 25, 2009 2:20 PM

I hear Bwanie Fwank is proposing Legislation that his Buddies be used.

Posted by: Buttmonkey Obama at June 25, 2009 3:05 PM

Isn't it weird how dumbass trolls come here, spew off a bunch of lame, juvenile insults ... and yet assert that somehow they've won the argument?

Posted by: V the K at June 25, 2009 3:27 PM

Anonypussy what is your point?

Posted by: Dave at June 25, 2009 3:37 PM

Hey boy's, keep it clean I read this site to ya'know.

Oh and Clueless Wellstone unless you WANT to be a conservative wife keep your mysoganistic comments to yourself. Besides we tend to like REAL men who have a brain and work hard for us instead of clueless wonders like you who expect Obambi to give them everything.


Posted by: Michelle at June 25, 2009 8:29 PM

It's fitting that the number of comments on this thread was 69 as I clicked on it to leave my own.

Posted by: brent at June 25, 2009 8:57 PM

HYUK,HYUK,HYUK, SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK VEGETARIAN INDIAN WORD FOR POOR HUNTER SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK HYUK,HYUK,HYUK

Posted by: Flu-Bird at June 25, 2009 9:18 PM

Just tuned in. Evidentally, there's some really good weed out there right now.

Posted by: Conservababe at June 25, 2009 11:24 PM

I've been eating @ BK forever and have always had the Bigfish sandwich. Guess I should have looked at it this way all along--I obvoiusly missed a few inanimate love affairs.

V the K @ 10:22am...That's why I call him Anonypuss.

Anonypuss @ 10:29am...You thought it was Obama in the plane. Ha, it was Moonwalker on his way to see the pedo-punisher.

K the V @ 10:45am...I no when its yoo. Dont say it wuzn't. Try'ed too fool us huh.?

Judith M @ 1:08pm...My conserv/arcade would be called "Maul-a-Whacko".

Frank White @ 1:47pm..."From the BUM to the yum".

ButtMonkey @ 3:05pm...C'mon it's in your moniker--"that his 'BUTTIES' be used,,,,,,,,,,

Conservababe @ 11:24pm...gave it up many, many years ago. It felt so damn good, and believe me I had the best, but in retrospect, it totally depleted my spirit, my energy, and my ability to discern actual reality. The wonderful memories of the time, I realize now, were less a product of the drug, than they were of my actual zest for life. You're perceptive though, I thought so too.

Posted by: AlphaMail at June 26, 2009 1:05 AM

test

Posted by: test at June 26, 2009 2:48 AM

Seems I’m no longer banned. I don’t care too much about unimaginative and imbecilic BK adverts but I just wanted to suggest you set up some kind of account system so we all know who we are and nobody can pretend to be anyone else. Just a thought.

Posted by: George Miller at June 26, 2009 2:51 AM

Still lovin BK for the anti-global warming sign.

Posted by: 3bus at June 26, 2009 4:45 AM

"My conserv/arcade would be called "Maul-a-Whacko"."

And you could make the "whakos" in the likenesses of people like Pelosi, Reid, Frank, etc., who would spew their trademark idiocies to really get the player motivated. For example, when Frank popped up, he would screech "I am the banking queeeeeeen!" God, that would be a fun game!

Posted by: Judith M. at June 26, 2009 5:23 AM

This might be a hoax? A search for "Super Seven Incher" returns nothing on their own website.

www.burgerking.com

They also have no email addresses in their contact information.

Posted by: Jeffery Wright at June 26, 2009 8:00 AM

Judith M........Absowootwee!

Posted by: AlphaMail at June 26, 2009 12:29 PM

HEY LIBERAL HEALTH FREAK YOU BETTER APPOLIGISE BEFORE I LOSE MY TEMPER SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at June 28, 2009 8:30 AM