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April 14, 2009

The Rescue Shelter Boys

Here's some surprising news: the lame 80s pop duo The Pet Shop Boys are still around. They recently received a letter from the animal-killing cult known as PETA requesting that they change their name to the Rescue Shelter Boys.

They turned down the request, but did play along with the PETA kooks, posting the letter on their website and announcing that it "raises an issue worth thinking about." Once again PETA got the publicity it wanted, at the usual price of self-ridicule.

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PETA kooks incarcerated for their own safety.

On a tip from Rob Banks.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 14, 2009 7:08 AM

Comments

How much for the brunette in the middle?

AC

Posted by: AC at April 14, 2009 7:27 AM

Well, I was going to ask how much the Petards are paying them to "model" in the cage, but since you've raised the question... I'll take the blond on the end. ;)

Posted by: Seamus at April 14, 2009 7:29 AM

From my post in the overnite thread. Fits better here:

Epic fail also for PETA.

In a virtual event.

LOLZ!

http://www.wowinsider.com/2009/04/13/peta-event-seals-got-clubbed-pigs-got-eaten/


Posted by: Cluebat from Exodar at April 14, 2009 7:34 AM

Ill take the 2 on the right. How much is shipping?

Posted by: Anonymous at April 14, 2009 7:52 AM

"How much for the brunette in the middle?
"AC"

You know, that fits the song.

PETA objectfies women!!

Posted by: KHarn at April 14, 2009 7:54 AM

Shouldn't the cages be stacked on top of each other so that the moonbat guano can fall on their heads?

I suppose in this modern "new religion", sitting bare-assed in a wire cage is the equivalent of joining a Flagellant pilgrimage. Would that they could take their 'Chicks Suffer For Eggs' mantra to it's logical conclusion: Unborn Humans Suffer (and Die) for Selfish Convenience & Irresponsibility.

Just sayin'....

Posted by: hiram at April 14, 2009 8:06 AM

How about.....The PETA Shopping Boys.

I wonder if they've been to obedience school?

Posted by: Betula at April 14, 2009 8:35 AM

C'mon guys, don't you know hippy chicks stink? They all need some sun, a day in those cages will do them good. I bet none of those bathing suites are all natural fibers (plastic content). I think chicken eggs are delicious. And all this suffering they are talking about because of demand for 'extra large eggs', I bet every one of these chicks will search out the guy who is (with) the biggest dork.

Posted by: Eric at April 14, 2009 8:36 AM

PETA all about a bunch of kookburger activists so far out in the middle of down town stupid city their brains havnt kicked in yet and propbibly never will PETA PENGUINS,EATING,TASTY,ACTIVISTS

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 14, 2009 8:39 AM

They really are helpless in those cages. A big dog (or drunk) could pee on them, a skunk could spray them, a rabid squirrel could come along and chew on them, a drunken driver or somebody having a diabetic low sugar state or heart attack could jump the curb and ram them, and that doesn't even start to cover the insane perverts who have a fetish about women in cages and see them as a kind of smorgasboard.

With respect to the latter point, it is ironic that in the very kind of society they as moonbats have helped create, they are in danger for even momentarily putting themselves in a defenseless position.

Posted by: SnowSnake at April 14, 2009 8:44 AM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuu, GUYS, they are LIBERALS, you don't know where they have been. For that matter you don't really know WHAT they are! Think about it....liberals.

Posted by: TED at April 14, 2009 8:53 AM

Shouldn't the cages be stacked on top of each other so that the moonbat guano can fall on their heads?

I suppose in this modern "new religion", sitting bare-assed in a wire cage is the equivalent of joining a Flagellant pilgrimage. Would that they could take their 'Chicks Suffer For Eggs' mantra to it's logical conclusion: Unborn Humans Suffer (and Die) for Selfish Convenience & Irresponsibility.

Just sayin'....

Posted by: hiram at April 14, 2009 8:06 AM

My God you stole my thunder bigtime.

Posted by: Moonbat skullcracker at April 14, 2009 9:23 AM

Oh oh oh ohhhhh

Honey! Can we take one home? I'll feed it everyday and play with it! I swear!

Posted by: Defector at April 14, 2009 10:19 AM

Se a PETA e, I love you!

Sorry, it had to be done ;)

Posted by: mandible claw at April 14, 2009 11:23 AM

PETA are a bunch of LSD influenced wacko weedies stuck on stupid

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 14, 2009 11:50 AM

i'd sure like to scramble them...

Posted by: Anonymous at April 14, 2009 4:44 PM

The same group is after the State of New York to change the name of the town of Fishkill, and the Catskill Mountains. Apparently the suffix '-kill' means 'creek' or 'stream' in Dutch.

Posted by: James McEnanly at April 14, 2009 8:28 PM

hyuk,hyuk,hyuk squawk squawk squawk lets see these PETA dipwads do this in ALASKA in the middle of winter and see them turn so blue they would makee a smurf look pale squawk squawk sqawk hyuk,hyuk,hyuk

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 14, 2009 8:35 PM

Defector at April 14, 2009 10:19 AM

Very well said!

The difference between us is my wife might actually say yes!

HAHAHAHA! >:D

Posted by: Evil Monk at April 14, 2009 10:19 PM

These girls are no doubt dumb as hell, and willing to trade whatever's left of their dignity, for a couple bucks, but moonbats, NO?

Posted by: Right0fReagan at April 15, 2009 12:32 AM

There's pace for all God's creatures: right between the mashed potatoes and the carrots.

Posted by: SK at April 15, 2009 11:59 PM