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April 13, 2009

Obama's Brother Denied Entry to UK for Sexual Assault

Here's one you won't see much of in the mainstream media:

American president Barack Obama's half brother was refused a visa to enter the UK after being accused of an attempted sex attack on a young girl in Berkshire.
The News of the World can reveal that Kenya-based Samson Obama tried to get into Britain on his way to Washington for his family's big day, the historic inauguration in January.
But eagle-eyed immigration officials at East Midlands Airport, using the latest biometric tests, discovered he was linked to an incident here last November. The hi-tech database revealed that Samson — who manages a mobile phone shop just outside Nairobi — was the same man arrested by British police after he approached a group of young girls, including a 13 year-old, and allegedly tried to sexually assault one of them.

In more compelling news, generating 8 times as many links on Google News, Obama's daughters are getting a new puppy. Let's hope Chairman Zero keeps them away from Samson.

Samson and Barack. One of these characters is now our president.

On a tip from Conan.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 13, 2009 8:43 AM


I wonder if Obama will invite all his Kenyan relatives to the Whitehouse for a family reunion? That would be hilarious - and dangerous!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 13, 2009 9:10 AM

This smacks of racism. Bill Clinton gets to travel anywhere he wants.

Posted by: Alan at April 13, 2009 9:12 AM

More in Polar Bear News.

"It started when the woman inexplicably leapt fully clothed into the enclosure at Berlin Zoo during feeding time on Friday.

Onlookers saw her smile as she swam towards the bear seemingly unaware of the danger.

But her apparent joy turned to terror when the animal, which can weigh up to 680kg and kill a beluga WHALE, bore down on her and ripped into her flesh. "

"Zoo curator Heiner Kloser said: "Polar bears are predators and they do not care what they eat. It was terrible but we do not wish to identify the bear involved.""

Posted by: Name at April 13, 2009 9:13 AM

Looks like the prez has his own Billy Carter or Roger Clinton.

Posted by: metprof at April 13, 2009 9:56 AM

What will our dictator do now issue a UN condemnation against the english now?

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 13, 2009 11:26 AM

It just keeps getting funnier and funnier in such a tragic way.

Posted by: czuch at April 13, 2009 11:44 AM

America really dodged a bullet with that Palin woman and all her family drama, huh.

Posted by: mandible claw at April 13, 2009 12:23 PM

Is that a doobie in Barry's fingers?

Posted by: Anonymous at April 13, 2009 12:57 PM

of course mandible joe the obot and gimme your money or else will trapise right in saying how obarfy could no wrong and his brother was put up to it by bristol palin

Posted by: Q7toENY at April 13, 2009 1:01 PM

Barry's father was a pig. He has not met all of his brothers and sisters and there are some who he has met only once or a few times. That is why it's not a story.

Roger Clinton was a story b/c Bill was tipped off by the authorities that they were planning on arresting his brother and Bill told them to go on and act like it was any other civilian criminal. And, more to the point, because Bill & Roger actually have a life-long relationship, unlike Barack and some of his half-siblings.

Posted by: Buckeye State at April 13, 2009 3:30 PM

Nobody said it. Nobody. Wellpp... here goe's nothing...

My god! Look at him! He looks like a porn star on a break.

Posted by: Big_Daddy at April 13, 2009 6:44 PM


Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 14, 2009 8:48 AM

In more compelling news, generating 8 times as many links on Google News, Obama's daughters are getting a new puppy. Let's hope Chairman Zero keeps them away from Samson.

We should all be concerned that more Americans are not as disturbed by this sort of thing as we are. The cheese is sliding off America's collective cracker, morally speaking. Though it's fairly standard as far as Democrats go.

Posted by: Right0fReagan at April 15, 2009 12:43 AM