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April 2, 2009

Michael Moore Delighted to See America Sliding Toward Socialist Authoritarianism

At least one person is happy to see socialists take over GM and send its CEO off the plank as a scapegoat. Rabidly anticapitalist and anti-American propagandist Michael Moore is ecstatic that we have degenerated to the point that government bureauweenies have taken upon themselves the authority to fire the heads of major corporations.

I simply can't believe it. This stunning, unprecedented action has left me speechless for the past two days. I keep saying, "Did Obama really fire the chairman of General Motors? The wealthiest and most powerful corporation of the 20th century? Can he do that?"
This bold move has sent the heads of corporate America spinning and spewing pea soup. Obama has issued this edict: The government of, by, and for the people is in charge here, not big business.

In short, the economic freedom that made this country so wealthy and strong is over; we now live in a socialist dictatorship. Or at least, Obamunists like Moore are pleased to think so. Even the stock market's predictable response delighted the fifth-column moviemaker, who smugly observed,

Senator Bob Corker said it should send a chill through all Americans who believe in free enterprise. The stock market plunged as the masters of the universe asked themselves, "Am I next?"

To fulfill Moore's ultimate fantasies, bumbling government thugs would have to herd guys like Rick Wagoner into cattle cars and ship them to camps in Alaska.

In other Michael Moore news

In the middle of an interview with Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-Md.) on Tuesday, a bird above Moore relieved itself on the filmmaker's shoulder.

Spurwing, was that you?

michael moore
What you'd have to be to like what Obama is doing to our country.

On a tip from Burning Hot.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 2, 2009 7:48 AM

Comments

who will go see moore-on's crappy movies if the playing field is leveled?

Posted by: nancz at April 2, 2009 8:36 AM

For a rabid anti-capitalist, I don't see Moore giving away the millions of dollars in proceeds he gets from his crappy, slanted, factually-untrue films. Wasn't there a story about his interns having trouble getting Moore to pay them?

I'm going to let Moore and the other "anti-capitalists" in on a little secret: we are all capitalists. All of us. Every human being on Earth is, at heart, a capitalist. A few seconds contemplation on this point should be enough to reveal it for the absolute truth that it is. Our entire struggle for survival and advancement of society has been based on building better lives for ourselves, by building, creating, and trading. Even in Communist countries, they are all capitalists, who use what meager resources they have to try to get themselves ahead. It's part of our survival instinct to improve our position, for greater security if nothing else. The longer they deny this, the longer they will continue to beat their heads against the wall in frustration, and hamstring the advancement of humankind in deference to their "ideals".

Posted by: CoderInCrisis at April 2, 2009 8:59 AM

Keep a good thought: maybe Obama will fire Moore as director of his next "documentary." And order him to lose weight, and clean up. A shave wouldn't hurt, or grow a beard, but either way, lose the Arafat/wino look.

Obama has issued this edict: The government of, by, and for the people is in charge here, not big business.

So business isn't in charge of itself anymore? The government is in charge of everything?

Posted by: Jay Guevara at April 2, 2009 9:15 AM

Must you post close up photos of that revolting puss bag piece of shit? I just ate lunch!

Posted by: Anonymous at April 2, 2009 9:51 AM

So when does the revolution start?

Posted by: FREE at April 2, 2009 9:52 AM

Michael Moore is happy about socialism? Isn't he filthy rich from making money from the people stupid enough to pay to see his crap?

I can't really see Michael Moore being happy about giving up his very large piece of the pie. Spread the wealth, Michael. Of course, those "Hollywood" types want everyone else to "spread the wealth" ...they don't mean that for themselves.

Posted by: Andrea at April 2, 2009 9:52 AM

He is by far the most loathsome creature on the earth he certialy would be a good model for some sinister alien monster

Posted by: SPURWING PLOVER at April 2, 2009 11:24 AM

Andrea, there will always be a well-paid post for him in the New World Order, as they'll need well-established leftist film makers to produce the propaganda they'll force us to watch one day.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 2, 2009 12:03 PM

I think the environmentalists will eventually melt him down for soap. There will likely be a >100% tax on extra skin and he'll have to donate.
He'll probably get by if they don't come up with a special tax on methane production.

Posted by: SnowSnake at April 2, 2009 1:22 PM

Posted by: Anonymous at April 2, 2009 9:51 AM

Oh come on. There's a walrus or two out there that would definitely disagree with you.

Posted by: cowlove at April 2, 2009 1:34 PM

Fat Slob!!! Hang him with steel cable!!

Posted by: Watching at April 2, 2009 2:44 PM

Darn rotten hollywood leftists scumballs they suck completly

Posted by: Flu-Bird at April 3, 2009 9:35 PM