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February 17, 2009

Taking the Adult Out of Adult Beverages

Posted by Dave Blount at February 17, 2009 7:18 AM

According to the Nanny State, there could be no such thing as an adult beverage, because we are all children to be supervised closely. In "Live Free or Die" New Hampshire, a new law has been proposed that would prevent restaurants from serving more than one drink per hour and four drinks per sitting to a customer.

Courts will soon rule on whether the clock starts when you order the drink or when you're served, and whether it counts as a new sitting if you move to a different table.

Next will come regulations to ensure that you don't swallow your drink too quickly.

On a tip from V the K.