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February 4, 2009

Pelosi: Every Month We Don't Pass Porkulus Bill, America Loses 500,000,000 Jobs

There's no time to ask what's in the Democrats' gargantuan porkulus bill, whether it will stimulate the economy in the slightest, or how many generations it will take to dig out from under the debt it will create. We need to embrace socialism by pushing it through this instant, because as Speaker of the House Nazi Pelousy informs us, for every month we don't pass this bloated package of moonbat pork, 500 million Americans lose their jobs:

Imagine the fun the media could have showing this over and over again were a Republican to tell such a hilariously stupid lie.

On tips from AC, Murff, and Dennis S. Hat tip: It's Curtains for You…

Posted by Van Helsing at February 4, 2009 9:33 AM

Comments

FEARMONGER!!!!!1111

Posted by: 7he7th7rumpet at February 4, 2009 9:38 AM

She may be right. She counting US and Mexico. Could you imagine if Bush had said this. The first 15 minutes of ever MSM news show would show this over and over.

Posted by: shunha7878 at February 4, 2009 9:42 AM

Yessirybob. The population of the USA is only about 220 million to 280 million, but Pelosi is being very forward thinking, she is counting all those future mothers out there on free healthcare with 14 kids and no job. Aside from rescuing these 500 MILLION "jobs", they will be also getting a "tax cut" on their already non-taxable income.

whooohooooo!

Posted by: Pete at February 4, 2009 9:44 AM

What an idiot!

Posted by: Jen at February 4, 2009 9:44 AM

She also is unaware that natural gas is a fossil fuel. How did such a dumbf*** get elected to congressional "leadership?" She's turned into a national joke. What was Obama thinking, letting an idiotic moonbat with an approval rating of 9 at best, write his first piece of legislation behind her own closed door? Did he really think this would be a homerun? It boggles the mind, if so.

Posted by: Karin at February 4, 2009 9:48 AM

You know what... comedy aside... I am thinking here...

does this woman REALLY mean that when she said it? what if it wasn't a gaffe? I mean, really, is she stupid enough to think that we have a population in the billions?

mmm scary

Posted by: Pete at February 4, 2009 9:48 AM

u.s. population clock states our population is 305 million and counting.

Posted by: nancz at February 4, 2009 10:06 AM


Here is the original video of of C-SPAN.

House Speaker News Conference

Product ID:
283545-1

Format:
Congressional News Conference

Last Airing:
01/22/2009

Event Date:
01/22/2009

Length:
15 minutes

Location:
Washington, District of Columbia

Posted by: Dennis at February 4, 2009 10:21 AM

Pete,

The balance is made up not of mothers, but the illegals are are here from mexico.

Look at the bright side about all those job loses, wouldn't that include nancy, harry, obama, durbin, et al? From her number it would ahve to.

Posted by: bjd at February 4, 2009 10:23 AM

500,000,000 a month? I guess we're all unemployed at this point.

Posted by: Cartman at February 4, 2009 10:23 AM

Pete,

You can't go wrong trying to over estimate just how stupid Pelosi and Reid are. It would be like trying to over estimate how corrupt they are or how bereft of ideas they are.

Many years ago, I think Pelosi had an idea and she didn't recognize what it was. She thought it was some kind of an infection so she had a shot of botox directly into her cerebral cortex to kill it. The treatment seems to have been very effective.

Posted by: SnowSnake at February 4, 2009 10:30 AM

Illegals in their vast majority come from Mexico, but hey its not fair to generalize. Not trying to split hairs here but - we get illegals from China and Taiwan, they come in boats into Hawaii and California. A few years ago a huge boat was captured just before arriving in Southern Calif. We get illegals from Honduras, El Salvador and Guatemala, they too come in through the border with Mexico, and we also get illegals from Haiti washing up on the shores of Florida. We get illegals from the Dominican Republic, almost weekly, coming in boats into the coasts of Puerto Rico, and in the Virgin Islands, illegals from the smaller Antilles (St. Vincent, etc) also arrive. I've not even mentioned what might be coming into Alaska or through the Canadian borders. There are also illegals sneaking in on merchant ships into ports in New Orleans, Jacksonville, Bayonne, Long Beach...

tough battle, trust me, ex-Coast Guard.

Posted by: Pete at February 4, 2009 10:37 AM

The press just takes it in. One or two may do some fact checking.

Posted by: Fiberal at February 4, 2009 10:48 AM

Republican Senators Vow To Fight Pork-Laden Stimulus Bill


WASHINGTON (SR) - Angry Republican senators vowed Thursday to put up a fight against President Barack Obama's economic stimulus bill after the package passed the House of Representatives with no opposition support.


In a briefing with several of his colleagues, Republican Senator Jon Kyl called the bill "a stinking, bloated, quivering pile of liberal pork."


Kyl outlined some of the "extras" in the Democrat's bill:


* $144 million for a Che Guevara memorial in San Francisco.


* $949 million for gay, bi, and transsexual oriented preschools.


* $1.8 billion for ACORN.


* $22 million for a PBS special "Obama: The First Two Weeks."


* $437 million for the Chappaquiddick Kennedy Bridge.


* $1.4 billion for inner city mobile family planning/abortion vehicles.


* $545 million for the third world gay sensitivity series, "I Want To Bone Chico."


* $4.25 billion for assorted "green" things.


* $776 million for a cartoon line of preteen condoms.

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid has promised to defend the bill, saying, "Every penny in that bill will go someplace, and that's what's important."


(This would be funny if it wasn't so close to the truth!)

Posted by: TED at February 4, 2009 11:18 AM

She was just confusing the number of unemployed with the number of voters ACORN registered in the last election.

Posted by: V the K at February 4, 2009 11:27 AM

Nancy Pelosi is about the dumbest person around. In her self-righteous defense of the bill she jammed down everyone's throats (including some democrats with some common sense,) and now this, she is really just proving how much of a lunatic liberal fool she is.

I'm tired of seeing her face. If she wasn't so goddamn funny with her stupidity I'd be asking that she never be brought up again

Posted by: Cheesecake at February 4, 2009 11:32 AM

pete,

Now that I have the opportunity and a much better keyboard, you are correct. Notice however that I mentioned "from mexico", I did not call out "mexican". Truth be told, the absolute quickest way into this country illegally is via the southern border. You can get maps, directions on how to get in, where to go once here, and even pay somebody to get you across. There are those IN THIS COUNTRY that want to put water stations in the desert so you won't die in your attempt to get here.

Making matters worse is that we are completely unprepaired for the collapse of mexico. There will be a mass exodus when mexico becomes bosnia of the West.

Does anybody think the children now running the place will ahve ANY clue what to do when there are "500 million" people crossing the southern border?

Posted by: bjd at February 4, 2009 11:39 AM

Why not just use unmanned drones armed with a high speed cannon to patrol the borders. Anything that tries to get across gets blasted.

Posted by: Anonymous at February 4, 2009 11:47 AM

How about any illegal alien caught has 2 weeks to study for a test on Precalculus and Analytic Geometry.Any immigrant who passes gets to go to work, any who fail will be deported. To Cuba.

Posted by: Mockingbird at February 4, 2009 12:02 PM

Maps? Heck you can google earth and get beautiful satellite views of every corner of this country. Scary stuff.

Your point about the collapse of Mexico (social or government) is very good and very overlooked. There are some very ugly battles being waged on the crime front there and the police is losing that battle. On the government side of things, I've heard corruption is more a rule than it is an exception. It is still a working, functioning country, but yes, can you just imagine if a Hugo Chavez type got into power there, right next door, with a much larger country than Venezuela is. Mass exodus. And we are unprepared frankly.

Posted by: Pete at February 4, 2009 12:05 PM

Hmmm...do you suppose Nancy made the same kind of 1000x error on the stimulus bill?

Posted by: CharlieDontSurf at February 4, 2009 12:32 PM

Posted by: V the K at February 4, 2009 12:56 PM

Just think, those numbers will drop like a rock to only 50,000 a month losing their jobs once it passes.

Posted by: IOpian at February 4, 2009 1:14 PM

She must be using that "Verison" math we heard about.

"V the K at February 4, 2009 12:56 PM"

Don't forget the billions that will be spent to amintain these hand-outs in later years!

Posted by: KHarn at February 4, 2009 1:58 PM

She need to thank God for reflexes Pelosi is so stupid she would forget to breath. Just goes to show you the typical California Democrat

Posted by: Unicorn Farts at February 4, 2009 3:52 PM

it's all over if the dhimmicrat party EVER learns how to count PROPERLY!

Posted by: Anonymous at February 4, 2009 4:05 PM

The message being pushed by the Democrats is idiotic.

"We have to do it now! Before it's too late! 500 million unemployed! Gotta spend a trillion! Depression! Collapse! Catastrophe! Oogedy Boogedy!"

Posted by: cowlove at February 4, 2009 5:09 PM

She meant 500,000. But even so, if a Republican said that the left wing nuts of MSM would be all over it like white on rice.

Posted by: Anonymous at February 4, 2009 8:33 PM

How about any illegal alien caught has 2 weeks to study for a test on Precalculus and Analytic Geometry.Any immigrant who passes gets to go to work, any who fail will be deported. To Cuba.

The only thing they know about books is that they belong in an outhouse hung on the wall!
http://www.borderinvasionpics.com/

Posted by: Bill at February 4, 2009 8:43 PM

I think space aliens feasted on what passed for a brain in Nancy PotLoosie's head... years ago! I've never heard her open her mouth and make sense.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at February 4, 2009 10:15 PM

When is someone going to throw shoes at her?

Posted by: Anonymous at February 4, 2009 10:56 PM

After the amnesty for the illegals and their families is in place, five hundred million will be pretty close to actual population of the (former) United States.

Posted by: matt at February 5, 2009 12:01 AM

144 Million dollars so the residents of SAN FRANFREAKSHOW can worship their bevloved mass murderer of thousands of inocent christians BOYCOTT SAN FRANFREAKSHOW EVERY DARN THING ABOUT THIS WEST COAST BLIGHT CITY

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 5, 2009 7:50 AM

throw turds at her..not shoes.. "shovel-ready projects".. means drowning in liberal bs

Posted by: piglosi757 at February 6, 2009 2:29 AM