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February 25, 2009

Obamas Settle on a Dog

Posted by Dave Blount at February 25, 2009 10:09 AM

Try not to think about the way Chairman Zero is flushing this country's future down the toilet with his multi-$trillion left-wing spending spree. Think of the lighter side: his family is getting a new dog. Michelle has settled on a breed: the Portuguese Water Dog. This rare breed isn't much to look at, but it does possess a symbolically relevant skill:

They are native to Portugal's coast, where they have been used by fishers to herd their catch into nets.

What better sidekick for a socialist ruler? Plus, unlike Plugs, they don't shed.

It even looks a bit like Michelle — although friendlier.

On a tip from Heather M.