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February 11, 2009

Obama Seizes Control of Census

If you thought blowing $1 trillion on liberal pork during a recession was audacious, try this: the White House has now seized control of the 2010 census, so that the numbers can be fudged to keep Democrats in control of Congress.

Chicago politics alumnus Rahm Emanuel, infamous for his bare-knuckle partisanship, now has responsibility for producing the desired census numbers. This will be done by using sampling to distort the actual population, under the farcical fig leaf of making sure sacred minorities aren't underrepresented. Look for the population of places like the South Bronx to explode as if by magic, requiring additional Congressional representation.

The next time Nazi Pelousy claims that 500 million American jobs will be lost for every month we don't do her bidding, she'll be able to back it up by pointing to the suddenly massive population of Detroit.

Fudging the census numbers not only facilitates congressional gerrymandering, but will assist Obama's reelection by affecting the Electoral College.

It will also help the regime to funnel goodies paid for by all of us to areas that support Obama. No doubt San Francisco will be found to need new infrastructure much more urgently than Provo.

Less than a month into this tragicomedy and it's already becoming clear that we will no longer be able to believe data coming from the government. How many people really live in America? No one will know, unless Emanuel keeps a separate set of books.

On a tip from Chad N.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 11, 2009 9:06 AM


so, wont that make me the new minority? (married, white female?) and my husband more so?
whatever, i just hope the people who voted for all these loosers are happy with what they are getting.

Posted by: gomergirl at February 11, 2009 9:18 AM

Things just keep getting worse and worse. The last eight years we have suffered through listening to liberals self-projection of their own power gobbeling complaints. This is just increadible, nothing about this will make the MSM on any serious level; our country is being swallowed by the black hole (excuse me, *ehem* white hole) of the imperial federal government more and more each day.

Posted by: Travis A at February 11, 2009 9:19 AM

Census 2010:

Detroit Michigan - Population: 800,666,666.
Chicago IlliNOISE - Population: 900,666,666.
New York New Yak - Popultion: 705,111,666.

Houston Texas - Population: 103
Dallas Texas - Population: 88
Anchorage Alaka - Population: 7
Cheyenne Wyoming - Population: 13

Posted by: Census Report at February 11, 2009 9:30 AM

fairness doctrine is back, also.

Just love this communist takeover of our government thats happening.

Posted by: furballz at February 11, 2009 9:36 AM

I find it funny that the only place that a census is mentioned in the constitution is Article I. I wonder if anyone in Congress knows what Article I of the constitution deal with.

Posted by: Moedean at February 11, 2009 10:25 AM

I would be willing to bet that the Obama team will not be niggerdly in any way concerning the redistribution of government funds to the new high density population areas of large cities.

Posted by: Eric at February 11, 2009 10:57 AM

The way all tyrants and count their citizens for taxes and KING HEROD OBAMA wants all his citizens counted

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at February 11, 2009 12:34 PM

Again, it needs to be asked: Even though he wasn't president during the time of a census, what if Bush attempted something like this?
What would the response of the Left be?

Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at February 11, 2009 1:32 PM

This is very disturbing.

He may as well seize control of our personal checkbooks.

Hey wait...

Posted by: Jimbo at February 11, 2009 6:23 PM