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February 25, 2009

Jews Infect Muslim Food With Cancer!

This is the official word from Egyptian cleric Ahmad Abd Al-Salam, so don't you dare insult Allah by failing to believe it:

The Jews conspire to infect the food of the Muslims with cancer. It is the Jews who infect food with cancer and ship it to Muslim countries.

As if that wasn't bad enough…

We hate the Jews because they spare no effort in stripping Muslim girls of their clothes. It is the Jews who conspire to have Muslim girls, and even married Muslim women, wear clothes that are tight, short, or see-through, or clothes that are open from the front, or the back, from the right or the left.

When Chas Freeman is head of the National Intelligence Council, we can look forward to information with this slant and accuracy being featured prominently in intelligence reports.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at February 25, 2009 9:44 AM


Is there a problem with any of this?

Posted by: Anonymous at February 25, 2009 9:57 AM


The funny thing is, many Muslim terrorist training manuals discuss poisoning/ contaminating food meant for general public consumption as a good way of killing infidels. A favorite way for some of them to do so is by sprinkling baked goods, pastries and other such things with dried fecal matter.
Two Muslim shop owners in Britain were recently given hefty fines when it was discovered that the chocolate cake they had sold to a customer was covered with dried feces.

Posted by: Adam at February 25, 2009 10:26 AM

This is the same kind of factuality we can expect to hear about talk-radio in the coming months.

Posted by: Kevin R at February 25, 2009 10:39 AM

Once I conspired to rewrite and publish the Koran with independent thought, but that's also impossible.


Posted by: AC at February 25, 2009 10:51 AM

I dont want to imagine too many mooozleeeem women in tight clothes open anywhere. From the look of most of em the black bag is just fine.
I dont go to salad bars or buffets anymore because of this behavior either.
heavy fines!!??
Howzabout a heapin helpin for the friendly baker.
Then a biker style ass kickin!

Posted by: czuch at February 25, 2009 10:52 AM

This only goes to demonstrate how uneducated and/or unintelligent one has to be, to be a Muslim.

Can there be anyone with an education higher than the third grade that would credit this stupidity?

Posted by: chuck in st paul at February 25, 2009 1:05 PM

I know, hard to believe and all, BUT, these people are just one notch nuttier than the liberals. Yah, I know, but we are talking about a whole different scale when it comes to liberals and Muslims...

Yes Chuck, Liberals, they are on the same scale.

Posted by: TED at February 25, 2009 1:50 PM

dried feces, man....

fecal lasagna still tops my list.(google it)

Posted by: Anonymous at February 25, 2009 2:47 PM

And the Liberal traitors are saying that WE are "dehumanising muslims"?

Posted by: KHarn at February 25, 2009 3:37 PM

There are exceptions, no doubt, albeit rare, but I don't imagine that any sane male wants to see any part of the vast majority of Muslim women in these third-world, mal-nourished, nations. Keep the burquas; forswear the bikinis!

And thank you very much!!!

Posted by: jc14 at February 25, 2009 4:50 PM

Won't be long til hashfanatic posts supporting the idea that Jews infect Muslims with cancer. That guys hates him some Jews!

Posted by: Anonymous at February 25, 2009 5:37 PM

"..Have girls wear clothes that are tight, short, or see-through... " He should be so lucky.

Posted by: claw at February 25, 2009 10:36 PM

Jews are infecting EVERYONE with cancer, they ARE a form of cancer, a cultural one.

Posted by: nothashfanatic at February 26, 2009 5:48 AM

Damn those trashy Amish girls with their coats, and pinafore's! Oh the horror...

Posted by: Brooke at February 27, 2009 6:36 PM