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February 11, 2009

Global Warming Causes Insanity

Posted by Dave Blount at February 11, 2009 9:34 AM

As the rise of the Moonbat Messiah makes clear, the world is going insane. What could be the cause? Since going mad is a bad thing, and Bush is out of office, there could only be one culprit: global warming.

"Climate change could have a real impact on our psyches," says Paul Epstein, the associate director for the Center for Health and the Global Environment at Harvard Medical School.

According to establishment propagandists, the nonexistent global warming crisis causes not only all manner of natural disasters, but also emotional distress. On the last part, they're right:

Last year, an anxious, depressed 17-year-old boy was admitted to the psychiatric unit at the Royal Children's Hospital in Melbourne. He was refusing to drink water. Worried about drought related to climate change, the young man was convinced that if he drank, millions of people would die. The Australian doctors wrote the case up as the first known instance of "climate change delusion."
Robert Salo, the psychiatrist who runs the inpatient unit where the boy was treated, has now seen several more patients with psychosis or anxiety disorders focused on climate change, as well as children who are having nightmares about global-warming-related natural disasters.

Global warming doesn't really make people crazy. But anecdotal evidence continues to suggest that belief in it does.


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