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February 19, 2009

Develop Your Democrat Skill Set

Posted by Dave Blount at February 19, 2009 8:51 AM

Even in Hopey-Change America, it's still important to have skills; you just need different skills. There's a slave class that works and a master class that reaps the benefits. If you want to belong to the latter, you need to know how to snivel, whine, and wallow in self-pity.

The new regime is sponsoring a contest to spur development of this crucial skill set. Submit your sob story here, and if it's sufficiently pathetic, maybe Chairman Zero will read it off a teleprompter at a spontaneous town meeting, as the audience coos and weeps.


On a tip from mega.