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February 9, 2009

Cher Denounces Republicans, Praises Moonbat Messiah

Posted by Dave Blount at February 9, 2009 9:11 AM

If only W could have stuck around a little longer…

Cher told that living under Republican rule almost "killed" her, and she does not understand why anyone would want to be a Republican.

Typically of dreary has-beens trying to seem relevant in the cesspool of our entertainment industry, Cher is heavily into BHO:

His intelligence is so great and his spirit is so great, I believe he will be able to do as much if not more than anyone could possibly do.

For his first miracle, the Moonbat Messiah will blow over $1 trillion on liberal pork, despite the country being nearly broke.

Cher attempted to apply her own great intelligence to the question of how anyone but the "rich" (Cher herself is a zillionaire) and Christians could fail to embrace moonbattery:

I try to be charitable and there are some really good Republicans, but I just don't understand how anyone would want to be a Republican. I just can't figure it. I don't understand. If you're poor, if you're any kind of minority — gay, black, Latino, anything. If you're not a rich — I don't know. If you're not a rich born-again-Christian, I don't get it.

Wasn't that nice of her to try to be charitable? Maybe she feels a tiny hint of gratitude to Republican Sonny Bono, who launched her career.

A primary reason this country appears to be headed for decline is that narrow-minded leftist cretins like Cher control our mainstream culture.

Cher expresses astonishment on being told she's absurd.

On tips from Matt L, nancz, and Wiggins.