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February 25, 2009

California School Spends Fortune Teaching Spanish to Mexicans

Posted by Dave Blount at February 25, 2009 7:10 AM

A middle school in California is heeding Chairman Zero's call to spend ourselves into national bankruptcy by wasting $10,000 per year to teach Advanced Placement Spanish to colonists who already speak it as their native language.

Teaching kids something they already know improves their self-esteem. Bleats Lemon Grove School District Superintendent Ernie Anastos:

Our goal is basically to provide kids with an opportunity to excel and to feel really satisfied about doing the higher level work.

Another benefit is it pads their grade point averages, making it easier for Hispanics to edge out Gringos for university slots, since openly discriminating against Caucasians is supposed to be off limits in California colleges.

They would teach the kids English, but that might be difficult, subjecting sensitive students to frustration. Besides, there apparently won't be much use for English in the Mexifornia of the future.

On a tip from V the K.