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February 20, 2009

Anti-Obama Sign Confiscated by Cops

Posted by Dave Blount at February 20, 2009 7:13 AM

The word "abort" means to terminate before completion. However, in the context of pregnancy, it's used as a euphemism for murdering a child before it is born. Unfortunately for Chip Harrison of Oklahoma City, some agents of our ubiquitous government get the meanings mixed up, as when police officers confiscated a sign from his car reading "Abort Obama Not the Unborn," on the grounds that it was supposedly a threat to the life of Chairman Zero.

As Harrison explains, "Abort Obama" means get him out of office before he can finish destroying the country. Being a Christian, he doesn't endorse abortion in the sense of murdering people. In Obama's case, it would make for an extremely late-term abortion, since he is already an adolescent.

Police admitted they got carried away; nonetheless, the Secret Service showed up at Harrison's house to look around and make sure he isn't "part of any hate groups." This is why you should always keep pro-life literature hidden under the floorboards.

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Luckily for Obama, it's too late to abort him in the homicidal sense.

On tips from J, Conservigilant, nancz, Wiggins, Ryan N, Vernon M, and Burning Hot.