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January 5, 2009

Professional Jackass Reveals Hamas Rocket Attacks to Be Harmless

Posted by Dave Blount at January 5, 2009 7:50 AM

Excellent news: the rockets Hamas terrorists rain down on Israeli citizens are actually "harmless." Incredible as this may seem, we know it to be true because we have the word of an intellectually superior being, Ivy League emeritus law professor and United Nations Special Rapporteur on Human Rights Richard Falk.

The rocket attacks are only the result of Hamas's "supposed" unwillingness to stop fighting, and their increased incidence is only "alleged," so how could they hurt anyone?

Falk has also revealed that wacky conspiracy theorists may be right about 9/11, and that Israelis are like Nazis. The elite has spoken: please calibrate your opinions as necessary.

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Falk prepares to vomit forth his wisdom.

On a tip from V the K.