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December 23, 2008

Hoaxer Hansen Predicts Record High Temps Soon

After numerous earnest attempts, the global warming farce may have finally jumped the shark, with Al Gore sidekick and shameless AGW profiteer James Hansen screeching that despite the way they've been plunging, temperatures will rally and reach a new record high within the next 4 years.

Hansen also screams that if we don't sacrifice our money, our way of life, and our liberty to government bureauweenies like himself, a "runaway greenhouse effect" may extinguish all life on earth!

Combined with the Goracle's recent prophecy that the polar ice caps will be completely melted within 5 years, it looks like the hoaxers are pulling out all the stops. They must be counting on the Moonbat Messiah to impose draconian restrictions on economic activity, which will plunge the country into a depression, but which will be credited with saving the planet from cataclysm. Absent extreme measures, Gore, Hansen, and crew are going to have a lot of egg to wipe off their unsightly mugs after temperatures continue to cool for the next few years.

Would you buy an extravagantly expensive global crisis from this skeevster?

On a tip from Charles O.

Posted by Van Helsing at December 23, 2008 8:47 AM


This guy's forehead alone would argue for global cooling via radiant energy reflection away from the Earth.

One of my favorite writers on AGW goofiness is Deroy Murdock at the Hoover Institution. His latest is concise and biting.

Posted by: The MaryHunter at December 23, 2008 9:59 AM

The backdrop to this latest doomsday announcement by Hansen was record cold in North America and Europe. How long before even the dimwit liberals begin to see through this sham.

Posted by: apostle53 at December 23, 2008 11:21 AM

The frenzy is going to get a lot worse very soon...and not the least of reasons is the obvious cooling trend world-wide.

These thugs will spin it, lie about it, make believe it's not happening, ignore it (and any dissenting voices) and finally just pull a totalitarian move by imposing whatever they want on all of us...which they're sort of doing now.

We must stand against them now and be more steadfast than they could ever be. The truth is on our side, and they can never prevail against that.

Posted by: matt at December 23, 2008 11:21 AM

I've been doing some research on this very old house I just purchased, and I came across a diary written 150 years ago. (The girl lived in my town). She recorded the temperature each day. Guess what? They're the exact temps I'm seeing today. Zero, 15, 18, 5 and the like. Anecdotal, yes, but still.

The AGW crowd will only get more hysterical, because they've invested so much, which will do them in.

Posted by: Karin at December 23, 2008 12:11 PM

This doofus loooks like a MAD SCIENTISTS out to control the world with a bunch of trained zombies doing his every bidding

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at December 23, 2008 12:12 PM

This clown is as brain dead as the TALL MAN from the PHANTASM movies.

Posted by: Name at December 23, 2008 12:17 PM

New record highs within four years? Not a good idea to claim something will happen unless it's, say, fifty years or a hundred years from now -- to easily verified (or debunked, in this case).

Hope this idiot enjoys the next few years of record COLD temperatures, sky-rocketing heating bills, no coal to burn, ultimately no electricity, and of course we can't burn wood (way too much carbon into the atmosphere, there, doc, and I use that word loosely -- you're a mutt, bought and paid for by the AGW crowd of robot zealots). Maybe his windmills will keep him warm . . .

Posted by: jc14 at December 23, 2008 12:23 PM

sometime around june 20?

Posted by: nanc at December 23, 2008 12:31 PM

nanc, I've seen the light. I predict that temperatures will skyrocket starting in late spring and will reach their peak in August-September. Because of human activity, this will happen year after year!

It's a trend that's been going on for a long time now and simply proves Global Warming is man made. Ever since man has been here and keeping records, it's been HOT IN THE SUMMER TIME! This trend shows no signs of changing! It proves that man is responsible for this horrible disaster. No matter how cold the winter, it ALWAYS GETS HOT IN THE SUMMER!

We must pay carbon offset fees, eliminate all free markets, not use any resources and ultimately KILL ALL Co2-emitting HUMANS! (Zen thought for the day: If it temperatures go up in the summer and no one is left to feel it, is it really hot?)

Posted by: matt at December 23, 2008 1:57 PM

Anyone ever read this year's farmer's almanac? It says this winter is supposed to be much worse then the last one. I tend to believe them as their income is dependant on how factual they are, not on what agenda they're pushing.

Posted by: conservativeteen at December 23, 2008 2:36 PM

Some time in the next four years temperatures will go up and Hansen will claim he was right.

It's kind of like all the clowns who've been calling for a recession for the last three years. If you stay at it long enough, sooner or later, you will be "right".

Posted by: forest at December 23, 2008 4:14 PM

four years... i bet by that time, either obama has changed everything, and the missive wont matter, OR, he thinks that this is a key reason to allow a change to a totalitarian state.

perhaps what one doesnt realize is that one may no be free, but one could be tricked into thinking one was if the keepers were not too circumspect and had lots of alternative excuses for imposing things that people think are reasonable... and so do not feel that these things define their prison as they would if they realized that these reasons were manufactured for public consumption as communist states historicall have manufactured and orchestrated things for such reasons since their creation.

Posted by: Artfldgr at December 23, 2008 5:47 PM

What scares me is that the new administration and dem controlled legislature will wreck our economy over GW, and then when these current over stated warming predictions don't come true, they will point to their policies and say "see, it worked". Then we'll be stuck with expensive and irrational policies for decades.

Posted by: Alan at December 24, 2008 11:54 AM

if the polar icecaps melt, the ocean currents will be disrupted and our problem will not be record highs, it will be record lows. an ice age.

i mean, hello??? nobody would care if the world was just gonna get a little warmer.

Posted by: young whippersnapper at December 26, 2008 12:47 AM

We have GWB to thank for holding the line with regard to the global warming feakshow that is starting to spin out of control of late...

Posted by: Scott Wiggins at December 26, 2008 8:04 PM