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November 2, 2008

The Three Moonbats

Hat tip: Power Line, on a tip from the MaryHunter.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 2, 2008 8:49 AM


That's quite insulting to the Stooges.

Posted by: JR at November 2, 2008 9:22 AM

Riddle making the rounds: Obama, Reid, and Pelosi were riding a donkey across a river when it stumbled and all drowned. Who was saved?


Posted by: Jay Guevara at November 2, 2008 9:33 AM

Since this system isn't working and we found ourselves with another bad election, it is fun to speculate on what
would work. If these three are elected, I think we should consider this alternate form of government.

I think there should always be a choice for every office to vote for None of the Above. If None of the above wins, there is a special election held within two months. Entirely new candidates can run. If any candidate anywhere ever is
defeated by None of the Above, the candidate can never again run for public office in the Unites States. It should be made a criminal act punishable by mandatory jail time for such a candidate to run for public office.

The congress would be changed to one term of 4 years. 25% of the congress appointed each year from a selection process much like a jury is selected. There would be no consideration of political party, sexual preference, ethnic background, gender, or eating habits. (Species would, however, be a strong criteria). There would be no excuses. If you are picked, you serve if physically or mentally able(which would exclude some of the current members). Nothing the congress person could do would ever get him selected again. Once the four year term is over, the person can never again run for or be selected for any public office. A sitting congress person cannot be approached by a lobbyist. To approach and try to influence a congress person would be a felony with a long mandatory jail time.

Senators should have to auction off their votes on ebay. They would be required to vote according to the highest total of bids for either yes or no. All the bidders on the winning side would have to pay immediately and their names and addresses would be recorded. 95% of the money would go to the US treasury. 2% would go to the Senator and 3% would go to his earmarks. Senators would still make speeches, jockey for committees, and in general behave like scum inorder to make their votes more valuable to ebay bidders. But at least when they sell their votes it would be honest and the money would not go into some hidden pit.

For all members of government, dueling would be made legal and encouraged. To avoid physical advantages, the option of dueling by poison pill (one pill poison one pill not--blind pick) would be available as a choice of weapons. It is expected that dueling would cause civility to return quickly and make cspan the highest rated tv channel.

Judges would be tested for sanity and organic brain defects. They would also have to be smarter than a morel mushroom.

The president would not be elected. The office would be replaced with a feces throwing chimp who would sit in a glass cage and once a week special oracles would read the pattern of stains on the glass and tell us what the policy was. These oracles will be called press secretaries. (Press secretaries would be selected from a pool of candidates who can pass a lie detector test while telling 30 consecutive lies and say with a straight face that they respect Helen Thomas and Dick Gregory). This is not greatly different than the current practice except that the stuff thrown around now is Bull Shit.

Posted by: jim johnson at November 2, 2008 10:03 AM

How do you equate not giving tax cuts to the rich with "spreading the wealth"? The WORKING poor have been spreading their wealth to the rich for years. It's time for a switch-a-roo.

But if you want to play that game, McCain's policy is more "socialized" compared to Obama's.

And let's not forget the socialist that Reagan was.

Posted by: virgomonkey at November 2, 2008 11:15 AM

In the above comment on new government, I said Dick Gregory. It should have been David Gregory. If you are insulting somebody, it is better to get the name right. Actually, most journalists don't seem to care as long as you get their name right.

Posted by: jim johnson at November 2, 2008 11:19 AM

Come on take your best shot at this ferocous shorebird with the big time attatude im not afraid of those moonbat scum SQUAWK SQUAWK

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 2, 2008 10:16 PM