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November 17, 2008

Obama Diet

Here's a sure-fire way to lose weight. Serve yourself dinner on one of these:


Imagine what will happen to your appetite when you eat your way down to Chairman Zero's self-worshiping grin.

But then, given our economic outlook under Obamunism, losing weight probably won't be a major priority.

On a tip from Topcat.

Posted by Van Helsing at November 17, 2008 7:40 AM


Im already sick of seeing the painted coins of Obama on TV - they are worse than HEAD ON.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 17, 2008 8:30 AM

Posted by: V the K at November 17, 2008 8:46 AM

I do believe Obama will replace reagan as the most beloved leader of a generation.

As this economic meltdown gathers steam, expect reagan's legacy (and that of all republican free marketeers) to become tarnished and reviled.

And to think, just a few years ago republicans had it all. Now, you face a long future of backlash and hostility from the masses. I wonder if we can tear down the reagan library?

Posted by: Dino at November 17, 2008 8:54 AM

No Dino, dumbass, it is the right that will tear down the Clinton Massage Parlor and Peep Show Theater. And as for Obammy, he will be such a failure, he will have to rent a wing out of the Peanut Farmer's bathroom. LOL

Posted by: leftwingsmasher at November 17, 2008 9:49 AM

hopefully a bunch of greeks will buy them...

Posted by: nanc at November 17, 2008 9:50 AM

The Obama plate comes with a certificate of authenticity. Too bad Obama was not required to produce authenticating documents proving he is eligible for the office he is about to occupy.

Posted by: Lyle at November 17, 2008 9:52 AM

Dino, don't be an idiot.
Reagan nor his legacy had nothing to do with the outcome of this election, except for the fact that Obama ran like Reagan in the end, yet won't govern like him

Posted by: ToddonCapeCod at November 17, 2008 10:52 AM

No, it would not help me lose weight after I pitched it off the back deck and smashed it against a tree.

Posted by: Nancy at November 17, 2008 11:01 AM

They will look good nice to their Star Trek collector plates - both involve alot of SCI-FI.

Posted by: Anonymous at November 17, 2008 11:02 AM

Can't wait for the Obama toilet paper to come out. Sure hope it't soft enough

Posted by: Watcing at November 17, 2008 11:08 AM

im a huge barack obama fan hes going to fix this country wether u people want him to or not and yea that little snob pic of him is cute hahaha ur a shame to this country people should support the president elect and stop hating because mccains low life self didnt win PEACE OUT

♥ barack obamas supporter

Posted by: Crystal at November 17, 2008 11:19 AM

Crystal meth,

You are a moron. Learn to spell and GET A JOB, loser.

Posted by: leftwingsmasher at November 17, 2008 11:36 AM

Did you guys know that the collector's plate holds exactly 185 lbs of stool. Coincidentally, Obammy weighs in at 185 lbs. Is this a right wing conspiracy?

Posted by: leftwingsmasher at November 17, 2008 11:38 AM

people should support the president elect
Yep, we intend to support him like you people did President Bush.

Posted by: xantl at November 17, 2008 1:05 PM

This 'commemorative plate' gave me a great idea for clay pigeons. It would give trap-shooting a lot more meaning.

Posted by: Jimbo at November 17, 2008 1:20 PM

Its gonna be a weird ride for shure but not much will come of this nut. Clinton retreads and hope will give us the next one bigtime.
B.T.W "peace out" is waaaay over

Posted by: czuch at November 17, 2008 1:54 PM

Yeah, he's gonna fix it alright, kinda like when you take your cat to the vet to get it fixed...

Posted by: Mr Evilwrench at November 17, 2008 3:11 PM

Great idea,the only flaw is you'll be arrested and forced to go to an obaba retraining camp for shooting a likeness to the o. ;)

Posted by: Farmer Ted at November 17, 2008 6:01 PM

Im tired of seeing OBAMAS ugly mug in all these liberal rags i mean the liberal dipdookers are printing his pug faced image eveywhere

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at November 17, 2008 7:19 PM

Spurwing, ever notice this (using images of their beloved leaders) is the standard in third world countries? They have to do this because their supporters cannot read or write. It's kind of like the picture menu at McDonalds. Soon, the SCOTUS will mandate pictures on election ballots so the left's illiterate supporters will cast their votes for the correct candidates.

Posted by: Lyle at November 17, 2008 8:07 PM

Now I know where the Demodummies are spending the welfare and Tax Rebates = Obama Junk.

You know, most of the small companies pumping out Obama Junk are owned by hard working Republicans.

Now, that's wealth redistribution back in the direction it belongs.

I think I'll throw some money towards hard working business owners. I'm going out to buy an Obama door mat for the "mud room" and an Obama toilet seat tomorrow.

Posted by: Oiao at November 17, 2008 9:14 PM

oiao - at least some companies still put the "c" notes in "c"apitalism!

personally, i hate knick-knacks and would never buy something so gauche - i'd rather go to an antique/second hand store and buy a set of these - at least THEY'D make a great coat or hat rack!

Posted by: nanc at November 17, 2008 9:47 PM