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October 13, 2008

Silly Polls

Don't eat that bottle of sleeping pills just yet. From November 1, 2004:


On a tip from b1bbet.

Posted by Van Helsing at October 13, 2008 6:27 AM


Hopefully the same thing happens in 2008 and the polls are wrong. Otherwise, I suspect if Obama wins, Israel will attack Iran before Bush leaves office. That will set up a firestorm response where Iran attack not only Israel in response, but the Saudi oil fields and Iraq in response. While Bush would likely not participate in an Israeli attack against Irans nuclear facilities using US planes they would probably give Israel air and satellite surveilance data to increase the chances of success of the mission - and maybe some bunker buster bombs once they realized they were going ahead any way despite Bush's objections. Last year Israel bombed Syria's unfinished nuclear facility, so I would seem likely that Israel would not count on delaying an attack until after Obama takes office. If McCain pulls out a suprise win, then they could afford to delay any attack for another year or so.

Posted by: Anonymous at October 13, 2008 6:36 AM

I just take this to mean McCain won't lose by *as much* as the polls say he will. The most optimism I can muster is that the GOP *might* hold onto enough senate seats to filibuster.

Posted by: V the K at October 13, 2008 6:45 AM

Can you realy ever trust any polls taken by CNN/TIME or any of the other liberal news agencies? especialy if its owned by RED TED TURNER and other soclaists scum

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at October 13, 2008 6:58 AM

V the K:




This one's still got 3 weeks to go, and the polls are tightening. 3 weeks is a long time in Politics...

Posted by: Naqamel at October 13, 2008 6:59 AM

And will ACORN create enough fraudulent votes to put Obama over the top?

Posted by: Anonymous at October 13, 2008 7:19 AM

The prospect that we might get McCain (a moderate leftist) instead of Obama (a sleazy lunatic leftist) would not give me hope.

This kind of thing on the other hand, gives me a glimmer of optimism that there may be hope for humanity after all.

Posted by: V the K at October 13, 2008 7:34 AM

Only one "poll" counts, and that's the one taken Nov. 4th. Disregard all the garbage and concentrate on getting out the vote for McCain-Palin (lord knows, we're going to need all the votes we can get to counter all the dead people, felons, non-existent human beings, et al., who are going to be voting for the Obamessiah).

Crush the libs first, then take back the Republican Party! The alternative is allowing these scum to turn us into the United Soviet Socialist States of America, soon thereafter to become the United Islamic States of America.

Posted by: jc14 at October 13, 2008 7:34 AM

Don't eat that bottle of sleeping pills just yet.

FYI, Van Helsing, real men use shotguns... like Ernest Hemingway and Kurt Cobain. Sleeping pills are for Women, Metros and sissy-boys.

Posted by: V the K at October 13, 2008 8:58 AM

Man, a shotgun would suck. I couldn't do that. Still trying to think of what to do on November 8 - to them I mean, not myself!

Posted by: Air2air at October 13, 2008 9:02 AM

I'm hoping that there will be a significant Bradley Effect.

V is correct that this is choice between a liberal and a flat-out Marxist. Although our options suck big-time, it's an easy choice to make.

Posted by: ent at October 13, 2008 9:08 AM

This may also cheer you up, schadenfreude division.

Posted by: V the K at October 13, 2008 9:14 AM

Ok all you real men, please do not kill yourself, we will need you in the comming war against communism! Why shoot yourself when you can shoot at the enemy instead?

What is a good way to rehabilitate metrosexual sissies? WAR! No time for hair gel and ipods in the foxhole.

Posted by: menareawesome at October 13, 2008 1:49 PM

Hopefully, Florida has taken care of the problem of LIBERAL transplants voting in their homestates and absentee voted in Florida.

"FYI, Van Helsing, real men use shotguns..."

The woman who origonaly did "Daphne Blake's" voice (Scooby Doo) used a shotgun on herself.

Posted by: KHarn at October 13, 2008 6:55 PM