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September 24, 2008

Alcee Hastings Explains Why Jews Should Vote for Obama

Alcee Hastings used to be a federal judge, but he was impeached for perjury and bribery. But he's still clean enough to serve in the House, and more than clean enough to have been appointed co-chair of Shrillary's presidential campaign. Nancy Pelosi even wanted him to chair the House Intelligence committee, but had to back down in light of having voted herself for his impeachment. Now he's back in the news, explaining why Jews ought to vote for Hamas's favorite candidate, Obama. He reveals that Sarah Palin is much more of a threat to Jewish interests because:

Anybody toting guns and stripping moose don't care too much about what they do with Jews and blacks.

Meanwhile, Palin wanted to speak out at a rally in defense of Israel and against Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's plans to nuke it off the map. But Democrats managed to intimidate the Jewish groups sponsoring the rally into revoking her invitation.

Hastings earns a fond gaze from Shrillary.

On a tip from Byron.

Posted by Van Helsing at September 24, 2008 8:23 PM



Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 24, 2008 9:05 PM

I don't get t it how can he get impeached and the get back into office, thats wrong.

The name calling is childish ans his statement that people that enjoy hutting don't care about Jews or Blacks, how do you come to that conclusion?? Its a very bigoted statement, that black and Jews should be offended by.

Personally I think it should be mandatory that each and every one should of carry a gun, aside from felons and other nutters.

Posted by: mrethiopian at September 24, 2008 9:07 PM

Nancy Pelosi even wanted him to chair the House Intelligence committee

And here I was thinking Pelosi had no sense of humor.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at September 24, 2008 9:40 PM

What? Wait. Is he a stripped moose to Jews and blacks? That's not nice.

It's almost as hilarious as Clinton's "cracker vote" remark on Larry King.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 24, 2008 9:52 PM

Nancy sure kept her word and cleaned up that swamp didn't she. No way that is a racist remark against white stereotypes.

Posted by: IOpian at September 24, 2008 10:04 PM

I'm not sure why that posted as anonymous or left a word out of my sentence.

What I meant to say was...Is he comparing a stripped moose to Jews and blacks?

Posted by: samcat at September 24, 2008 10:05 PM

Holy... shit. Read the comments at the article. It is now scientific fact that liberals are indeed the dumbest creatures on Earth.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 24, 2008 10:08 PM

I voted for Bush both times, but anyone that saw the palin interview last night can not take her seriously. OMG trainwreck!

Posted by: Lisa at September 25, 2008 3:47 AM

Anyone who starts off saying something like "I voted for Bush, but...." is usually a liberal masquerading as a conservative.

And as for the comment about Jews voting for Hitler - many of them did back in the 1930s. Just as this year most will vote for Obama.

Posted by: Anonymous at September 25, 2008 4:56 AM

Gun-free Europe is where Jews are in most danger today, and nowhere do blacks suffer more retrograde treatment than in the Arab (brown people, not white) world.

But I'm a fool. That's evidence, reason and logic. We're talking about liberals here. Oil and water.

Posted by: Conservigilant at September 25, 2008 5:18 AM

"Anyone who starts off saying something like "I voted for Bush, but...." is usually a liberal masquerading as a conservative."

Also, Liberals tend to post off-topic. OMG! No comment on Hastings' insane speach, LISA?

PS: Hastings is from Florida. Once again I have to appoligise for our bad apples. (Unless he's a "transplant", then never mind)

Posted by: KHarn at September 25, 2008 5:32 PM

Hastings is and AssHat. Typical affirmative action Dimmodummy who floats from one scam to the next.

Posted by: Oiao at September 25, 2008 6:49 PM

Alcee Hastings is a communist and has a well, groomed beard to show for it. If he is an Obama supporter his communism speaks volumes. According to the true and tested Communist Beard Theorem, a man with Hasting's beard type is a well verced commie bastard and needs to be dealt with accordingly. To the Gulag with this Pinko!

Posted by: Communists Wear Beards at September 26, 2008 4:52 AM

Now lookee here, where the white women at?

Posted by: Alcee Hastings at September 26, 2008 5:03 AM


Posted by: Spurwing Plover at September 26, 2008 3:28 PM