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August 20, 2008

Obama Promising to Castrate US Military

As Russia has recently reminded us by invading Georgia, it's a scary world out there — and it will get scarier still if we let Barack Obama pull the plug on our military.

Apparently there was more to Obama's statement. Reader Matt L transcribes:

…and as President, I will immediately confiscate all deadly weapons from every member of our (previously) armed forces, enroll them in sensitivity training classes, give them crash courses in Russian, Chinese, Arabic and Spanish, go on national television and apologize for Ronald Reagan's "evil empire" remark, promise never to do anything that the United Nations doesn't approve of first, give all our nuclear technology to Iran and North Korea as a show of good faith…

If the bad guys get out of hand, we can just bore them into compliance with some nuanced diplomacy.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 20, 2008 12:08 PM


Because God knows that if China and Russia see us disarming our nukes, they'll think "By joe, thats brilliant! We should do it too!"

Obama would be wise to learn Theodore Roosevelt's foreign policy: "Speak softly and carry a big stick." Or as I say "Diplomacy is the art of saying 'nice doggy' while you find a rock to smack it with."

Posted by: conservativeteen at August 20, 2008 1:19 PM

I made it to 0:23 before I nodded off and hit my head on the laptop. I hit Play again, but as soon as Obama came on screen I fell asleep.

Posted by: mega at August 20, 2008 7:05 PM

Go to and digg the one that says: Who Is Bill Ayers and Why Does He Matter

It' would help a lot. Trying to find the level where somethinge goes virul.


Posted by: Andy at August 21, 2008 3:49 AM