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August 5, 2008

Bill Clinton Forced to Deny He's a Racist

During Stalin's show trials, even the most brutal communist apparatchiks could find themselves accused of being counterrevolutionaries. Likewise, even America's First Black President, the guy with the office in Harlem, who has been said to be blacker than Obama, feels compelled to deny the thought crime of racism:

It's no use protesting his innocence. As universities now teach, all white people are racist. Like the rest of us, Slick Willie can only be redeemed by accepting the punishments deemed just by the Obamessiah.

On tips from Lyle.

Posted by Van Helsing at August 5, 2008 10:37 AM


While I have absolutely NO use for Bill Clinton, this is ridiculous. He is a ruthless politician, not a racist. The Obama machine has hypnotized everyone into the mantra of "any criticism of The Anointed One" equals racism.

Bill Clinton has many faults and did irreversible harm to this country in many ways, leaving us open for 9/11 (NOT on purpose, conspiracy freaks!) among them. But the racism charge is just a precursor of what we'll all have to look forward to with President Obama.

Funny how this liberal, "tolerant", white-guilt BS is coming back to bite them in the rear!

Posted by: matt at August 5, 2008 10:53 AM

Totally agree. I despise the Clintons, but one thing they are not is "racist". That Bill would even find himself having this discussion is indeed a sign of things to come. Under President Obama, most of the country (including many blacks) will turn out to be racist, and I think the entire four years is going to be a wild ride of accusations, counteraccusations, punishments, government apologies, and CNN/CNBC/Fox specials on "Race In America".

Posted by: mega at August 5, 2008 11:43 AM

"Funny how this liberal, "tolerant", white-guilt BS is coming back to bite them in the rear!"

I believe we tried to warn them MATT, but then, the Liberal mantra of "it's not good enough!" should have been a warning sign for their followers. It's sad, but they really can't blame the favored minorities for taking advantage of them.

Posted by: KHarn at August 5, 2008 11:49 AM

All critics and opponents of Obama are racists. How could it be any other way?

Posted by: Bandit at August 5, 2008 12:47 PM

He is not a racist as much as he did not have sex with that woman.

He has the same look on his face as he did when he went off on Chris Wallace a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Oiao at August 5, 2008 1:11 PM

This is human nature. Look at the French revolution. When Maximilien Robespierre was leading the "Committee of Public Safety" (I'd call that committee Orwellian, if it hadn't predated Orwell!) during the reign of terror, do you believe he thought his own head would roll just as easily as the "enemies" of France?

Posted by: Lyle at August 5, 2008 1:59 PM

Clinton is a racist. Most liberals are. Anyone who supports Affirmative Action is a racist. They believe 'minorities' are weaker and dumber; unable to take care of themselves without 'help'. It doesn't get any more racist than that.

Posted by: Jimbo at August 5, 2008 2:29 PM

Bravo, Jimbo!

Posted by: Lyle at August 5, 2008 2:48 PM

OT – about a 3 ½ on the 10 scale, but humorous enough for a mid day chuckle.

Sattire at Obama’s expense

Posted by: Oiao at August 5, 2008 2:49 PM

BWUAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHHAHAHAHAAAA! Good for Cigar Boy. I love to see that arrogant bastard being uncomfortable in public. Guess he has no one to protect his image anymore. So sad.

Posted by: Rosie at August 5, 2008 3:12 PM

Putting a call out for some help with a moonbat infestation I'm experiencing. I honestly don't know where they came from, but I'm being swooped on one of my posts. Geez!

Tyson Foods Panders to Islam

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at August 5, 2008 4:06 PM

Good point, Jimbo. I wasn't thinking in those terms, but you're right!

And, while I love seeing Willie squirm, there are SO many legit things to make him squirm about, it is a shame to waste it on BS like this.

Posted by: matt at August 5, 2008 4:42 PM

I can't even begin to articulate the noxious stupidity of this document, so I'll just post this perfect manifestation of the banality of evil and hope people go take a look.

Posted by: mega at August 5, 2008 5:47 PM

OT - couple of suggestions to help Obama team.

Just throwing this out for a laugh.

Obama’s Ten Commandments

Posted by: Oiao at August 5, 2008 6:09 PM


This isn't quite so funny:

Asked to define sin, Barack Obama replied that sin is "being out of alignment with my values."

(Emphasis mine.);_ylt=AkfsHbRyOqXW6tU4OVuUQh.s0NUE

Not God's values... but HIS (Obama's) values. That, boys and girls, is why liberalism (Obamanationism) is a Narcissistic Personality Disorder.

Posted by: Jimbo at August 5, 2008 8:36 PM

Methinks thou doest protest too much:

Posted by: Peggy McGilligan at August 5, 2008 9:38 PM

Posted by: V the K at August 6, 2008 5:14 AM

Pathetic! It's as if every white must have that on their resume or confess it on national TV these days. Reminds me of Winston Smith in 1984.

Posted by: Felix Chapel at August 6, 2008 6:08 AM