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July 10, 2008

Terrorist Dream Job: Al Qaeda Ambassador to Europe

There are few cushier jobs than al Qaeda Ambassador to Europe. Currently the post is held by bloodthirsty Islamic maniac Abu Qatada. Despite being one of the world's most dangerous terrorists, he can be seen happily strolling the streets of London, as courts have ruled that sending him back to his native Jordan — where he has been convicted of various terrorist atrocities — would be a violation of his "human rights."

Qatada lives in an £800,000 home, where he collects around £50,000 per year from British taxpayers as payment for being a hostile parasite. Benefits include disability for an obviously fake bad back, child benefits for four of his five kids, income support, and housing and council tax credits. If he and his wife can produce a few more baby jihadis, no doubt the taxpayer will owe them even more. Then there are the tens of thousands of pounds it costs to keep him under constant surveillance in an attempt to prevent him from murdering infidels.

The Special Immigration Appeals Commission described Qatada as a

truly dangerous individual […] heavily involved, indeed at the centre of terrorist activities associated with al-Qa'eda.

But it's no surprise that he hasn't been deported. Not a single international terrorist has been forcibly removed from Britain since the 7/7 terror attacks, for the simple reason that their quisling allies run the country.

Qatada goes shopping on the taxpayers' dime.

On a tip from Smoke TNT.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 10, 2008 9:02 PM


That picture isn't right. 'They' use their left hand and a bowl of cold tap water without soap - not toilet paper. That guy's gonna get whacked by his islamic brothers for insulting moohamid. That should save the British tax payers some cash.

Posted by: Jimbo at July 10, 2008 9:37 PM

Pisses me off that we lost so many good men saving Britain's ass from Hitler so they could wind up doing THIS. Should piss off the patriotic Brits, too. Come on, lads. Stand up and get the politically correct crowd out of power...and the Moslems out of Britain!

Posted by: matt at July 10, 2008 10:09 PM

Is there not one brave Brit who will step up to the plate and shoot this son of a bitch?

Oh, I forgot. They don't have any guns!

Posted by: anonymous at July 10, 2008 11:05 PM

"Is there not one brave Brit who will step up to the plate and shoot this son of a bitch?"

Anon, there are probably loads of people who would want to take that shot but this bearded freak is probably guarded by MI5 24/7.

God (or should that be Allah?) willing, he'll end up under a bus.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 10, 2008 11:52 PM

A buttwipe carrying buttwipes! Now I've seen everything!

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at July 11, 2008 12:01 AM

I agree, the 24/7 surveillance is probably more for the protection of that malignant degenerate than for the protection of the public.

Posted by: forest at July 11, 2008 4:23 AM

I was just about to say that, Jimbo.
It boggles the mind that they won't deport him back to where he came from, to face justice for his crimes.
Then again, liberals have never been big fans of justice.

Posted by: Adam at July 11, 2008 4:35 AM

Deport him? How about arresting him and tossing him in some deep dark hole for the rest of his life? Or better yet, dispatch him to MOO-HAM-MUD.

Posted by: Anonymous at July 11, 2008 4:45 AM

The Netherlands ran out Hirsi Ali because the neighbors were afraid a jihad attack on her might affect them. Italy ran out Orianna Fallaci because of the mindcrime of criticizing Islam.

But Britain and the other Western European countries refuse to deport malignant Jihadis because they might face the music in their home countries. They're too malignant even for countries like Jordan and Pakistan, but they're OK for Europe!

Anybody know what happened to that Pakistani family who converted to Christianity that was about to be deported from Scotland? That's a situation where likely decent people could face death for being sent back home, so naturally, they're having a hard time being allowed to stay. Maybe if they blew some people up with a bomb they'd be welcome to stay.

Posted by: forest at July 11, 2008 4:51 AM

To answer my own question, the Christian family were granted a reprieve on the final day at Heathrow, but are apparently still in a detention center. From the Scotsman on July 1st:

"The family, who worshipped at Carnwadric Church and were members of Glasgow's Asian Christian Fellowship, fled Lahore because of persecution from Islamist extremists. A Church of Scotland spokesman said the Guls were being held at Heathrow Airport when their lawyer phoned with the news.

They are believed to have been granted an 11th-hour judicial review by the Home Office.

Campaigners now hope that the family can be bailed from the Yarl's Wood detention centre and returned to their home in Scotland."

And by "persecution from Islamic extremists", they mean from the general public, the police, and the official criminal code of Pakistan.

Posted by: forest at July 11, 2008 4:58 AM

No guns in Britain. They can't shoot the bastard. They can however, wag their fingers at him if he gets close enough.

Posted by: Angelo at July 11, 2008 5:14 AM

British Society is moving toward spontaneous combustion. It is shame to see our ally going down in the flames of dhimmitude.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 11, 2008 5:25 AM

Maggie Thatcher would've handled this situation quite effectively. One phone call to the SAS = problem solved.

Posted by: PabloD at July 11, 2008 7:42 AM

Take this son of a bitch and make him shave! Then drag him thru a women's prison naked while the inmates grease him up with pig lard! Then let the 1/2 starved pit bulls at him!

BTW since when to mooselimbs use toilet paper?

Posted by: Shooter1001 at July 11, 2008 10:29 AM

As I've probably said before, I do hope that they decide what they're going to do with their nukes *before* the muzzies take over.

Posted by: ent at July 11, 2008 12:26 PM

That bulk under his robe looks like a FLAK VEST!

Posted by: KHarn at July 11, 2008 2:04 PM

Michael Savage has been saying for years, the football (soccer) hooligans should be unleashed on the radical mosques in Britain. As days go by, his words become more prophetic.

Posted by: Refuter of Liberal Vermin at July 11, 2008 2:12 PM

Savage said yesterday that since Iran has said "that if the US makes war on them, they have operatives in place so they will burn the US to the ground" and Cali authorities have already caught one muzzie with a blow torch in the area of one of the hundreds of fires burning, that he thinks they are behind the wildfires in Cali. It all adds up, but you won't be seeing any moonbats see the threat.

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at July 11, 2008 4:57 PM