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July 22, 2008

Obama Puppeteers Ban the Color Green

When the networks' Three Stooges agreed to follow Obama on his Magical Mystery Tour, they may have thought they would have the whip hand. After all, if it weren't for the efforts of the MSM, no one ever would have taken the Obama campaign seriously. However, it has a life of its own now, and it is Obama's mysterious handlers who are in control, not his sycophants in the media. The Obama machine even tells the press how to dress. For example, reporters are not allowed to wear green.

Despite Hamas's endorsement of him, Obama's longtime church's endorsement of Hamas, and Hamas's aggressive campaign efforts on Obama's behalf, Obama's camp wants people to stop associating him with the Islamic terror group, the official color of which is green — thus the ban.

No, I'm not making this up.

Next, the campaign will dictate that reporters must touch their foreheads to the ground before addressing their pre-approved questions to the Obamessiah.

Presumably they've also ordered Hamas to be more subtle in its support.

On a tip from General Jack D. Ripper.

Posted by Van Helsing at July 22, 2008 7:10 AM


Speaking of dress codes, ACLU explores law suit against Flint, MI. Apparently, getting young thugs to pull their pants up is racist or something.

Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2008 7:53 AM

Even further off-topic, 1 in 5 British teenagers is a useless social parasite. The socialist nanny state triumphs.

Posted by: V the K at July 22, 2008 8:36 AM

"Pull up your pants or they will be taken away from you. Flint, MI gets awfully cold about October."

"Get a job or get some training or you will be shot to death by a foreign man with an illegal gun."

Posted by: Mockinbird at July 22, 2008 2:30 PM