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June 17, 2008

When Hope and Change Hit the NSA and DHS

In light of the revelation that Obama's likely choice for National Security Advisor Richard Danzig regards Winnie the Pooh as the "fundamental text on national security," it looks like some of the change Obamunists keep hoping for will be applied to our security agencies. Are We Lumberjacks reveals that new seals have already been created:



Posted by Van Helsing at June 17, 2008 6:01 PM


Posted by: mega at June 17, 2008 6:41 PM

Obama Yomama can just adopt the French Flag. Tigger or Winnie would scare the pee out of most frenchmen.

And mega - the media will spin it to "the price Algore pays to save the world".

Posted by: Jimbo at June 17, 2008 7:57 PM

Posted by: Oiao at June 17, 2008 8:25 PM

Can't use Tigger. What are you, some kind of racist?

Posted by: Steve at June 18, 2008 7:39 AM

Jimbo, I don't think we can criticize the French any more.

Posted by: KHarn at June 18, 2008 3:50 PM

...and they called George Bush a moron. Foreign Policy based on Winnie the POOH??? And this asshole Danzig is SERIOUS!

Is Christopher Robin getting the nod for VP? Are they going to make Piglet the U.N. ambassador? Eyore for Attorney General? How about Tigger to head the Joint Cheifs of Staff? (His head is made of da rubbah! His tail is made of da spring!)

THIS IS IT! The final result of "feel good, let's all get along" liberalism. We now have to be such big pussies that our national security will be dictated by WINNIE THE POOH.

I can see it now: "Mr. President, Iran has just launched an all out nuclear attack on Israel. What is your response?"

"Oh, bother" sighed the President, “It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?"

As for anyone who would vote in an administration based around a children's book, I will quote the presumptive Secretary of State himself, Mr. Pooh: “People who don't Think probably don't have Brains; rather, they have grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake.”

Posted by: matt at June 18, 2008 4:24 PM