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June 26, 2008

The Obamessiah Takes on the Bible

Obama's foray into biblical scholarship has inspired some new artwork by HUGH:


Posted by Van Helsing at June 26, 2008 11:25 AM


Man, tell me why this makes any sense. Why do we threaten regimes that try to get nuclear weapons, but negotiate with those who succeed in getting them?

Hell, it worked for China, it worked for India, why not North Korea?

And Obama is a devil because he wants to negotiate with Iran? What, we Bushbats won't negotiate UNTIL they get nuclear weapons?

Boggles the mind.


Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 26, 2008 12:13 PM

Okay, once again I'm linking to this blog. Sorry, it's just funny stuff.

Leviticus Christianity....say WHAT?

I was sitting in church just the other day and was thinking to myself "I wonder what the difference is between the old and new testaments" and the preacher was about to tell us when he accidentally starting damning America. I completely understand, happens all the time.

Posted by: NudeGayWhalesForJesus at June 26, 2008 12:27 PM

Christ often asked people with whom He had to deal: "Have you not READ?", as in, haven't you read the scriptures? He expected people to know scripture. BTW, it's very simple: Most (but not all) old testament statutes/ordinances are not "law". Many went by the wayside, but the 10 commandments and those statutes related to the commandments ARE the law and they stand, except that the element of time (keeping of days) is removed, since it is an eternal covenant. Paul expounded on this but people STILL don't "get it", but quite frankly they haven't read. Instead, they listen to bozos like Obama for their "scripture lesson".

The Beautitudes as the Obama-nator abused in his mention of them, are spiritual applications but he doesn't "get" that either. Of course, B. Hussein Obama is a black theology adherent so he worships his own half-race, versus the Creator, who apparently takes a very distant second. I have no patience any longer for these false prophets who claim a view of scripture that suits their political ideology and personal goals. Yep, I'm calling the Obama-nator a false prophet. We'll see if history proves me right, since he most certainly will occupy the oval office come next January.

Posted by: fellowes at June 26, 2008 1:54 PM

Bumper Sticker:

"A taxpayer voting for Obama
Is like a chicken voting for Col. Sanders"

Posted by: Jimbo at June 26, 2008 3:25 PM

Brilliant observations, fellowes. I couldn't have said it better myself.
However, I'm not too crazy about the picture. Obama perverts Scripture, sure, but I wouldn't portray him as the Devil, just a pawn of the Devil. Maybe a better picture would be Obama as a marionette with Satan pulling the strings.

Posted by: Adam at June 26, 2008 4:40 PM

Hey Adam, oh I'm not calling the Obama-nator satan himself. He's not smart enough to fill that role. False prophets are clever but ultimately, yes they're puppets. ;-)

Posted by: fellowes at June 26, 2008 5:13 PM

You mean like the albumn cover of Iron Maidens "Number of the Beast"?

Posted by: Farmer Ted at June 26, 2008 5:29 PM

OT: San Francisco Moonbats Propose Naming a Sewage Plant for GW Bush. How oddly appropriate, since the primary job of sewage treatment plant in San Francisco is to clean up the filthy stinking messes liberals leave behind them.

Posted by: V the K at June 26, 2008 5:30 PM

VtheK: "the primary job of sewage treatment plant in San Francisco is to clean up the filthy stinking messes liberals leave behind them".

So you're saying that George W. Bush has been cleaning up the messes liberals leave behind?


Bill Clinton left the county in peace, propserity, and a budget surplus.

Now it's war, recession, and record debt.

Exactly what messes did Dubya clean up?

Posted by: Who's yer Army Dad? at June 26, 2008 6:25 PM

Hey Fellowes, good to see you back...
What you said about Obama worshipping "his own half-race" is no joke; one of the most popular false gods in America today is, actually, Left-wing racist black men. When you think about it, it's identical to pagan deities throughout history: they supposedly deserve very special treatment/pandering/appeasment (worship), you MUST NOT disagree with anything they say or do, (fear of blasphemy); everyone in the country owes them tribute (offerings). Failure to comply with these basic rules means, of course, that you are a racist- according to worshippers of Black Racists, the worst threat the world has ever known. This is the very heart of his following, and there seems to be a lot of them!

Posted by: Toa at June 26, 2008 6:34 PM

Q: Exactly what messes did Dubya clean up?

A: Clinton's ineffectual response over 8 years to repeated acts of terror against the US, or do you think OBL started planing 9-11 on 01-20-2001?

Posted by: sherlock at June 26, 2008 6:37 PM

Sherlock: Good to hear that there will be no more terrorist attacks thanks to George W. Bush.

Sure, we all need to make some sacrifices for the ecomomy thing. And give up a few civil liberties. But does that merit getting a sewage treatment plant named after him?

What George W. Bush needs is a real cool memorial.


Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 26, 2008 6:47 PM

"A buget surplus" Who's Yer? Let's talk about that.
First the Liberals demanded that this "surplus" be used to create NEW socialist programs (Which would have to be paid for with NEW taxes created to pay for these NEW programs) while the conservatives suggested that it be used to pay off some of the national debt. But then the Liberals said that it SPENT by the conservatives with the tax rebate. THEN the Liberals said that there NEVER WAS a surplus in the first place!
Any comment?

Posted by: KHarn at June 26, 2008 6:54 PM

Aw c'mon, Sherlock- Clinton responded like any brave American President should to our enemies...I mean, didn't he respond to Communist China's desire for our nuke/defense technologies by accepting their bribes (until it became known), and issuing courageous orders for Security Ops to look the other way while their spies went in and cleaned house???

Uuuhh...well, hey- it WAS a response, wasn't it..?

(sarcasm off)

Posted by: Toa at June 26, 2008 7:02 PM

Here's a good one from the UK: children under 8 now banned from playing soccer. Because it's too stressful.

Posted by: mega at June 26, 2008 7:16 PM

Posted by: V the K at June 26, 2008 7:44 PM

Just like clock-work, the two trolls show up together again.

I think they're homos.

Dubya's staff had to clean up a lot after Bill. The Oval office sink was full of semen stains.

Posted by: Jimbo at June 26, 2008 7:45 PM

"Why do we threaten regimes that try to get nuclear weapons, but negotiate with those who succeed in getting them?" -DQ

Dan, This question pretty much answers itself.

We negotiate with hostile countries that already have nuclear weapons because merely having the weapons gives them a strong and threatening position.

We threaten hostile nations who are seeking nuclear weapons to prevent them from gaining a stronger and more dangerous position.

Posted by: forest at June 26, 2008 7:46 PM

See? Who's yer Army Dad and Dan Quayle... they come in waves.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 26, 2008 8:51 PM

Man, tell me why this makes any sense. Why don't we CODDLE regimes that try to get nuclear weapons, but negotiate with those who follow the rule of law?

Hell, it worked for Chaimberlain, it worked for Poland, why not OBAMAland?

And Obama IS a devil because he wants to hand over the keys to the UN and France. What, we Moonbats negotiate with everyone including the sex pervert who wants to buy our own little kid?

Boggles the mind.


Posted by: Walter Mondale at June 26, 2008 8:53 PM

More sadness for the young people of Airstrip One. The Football Association has banned competitive matches for kids under 8 years old because it the pressure of winning is "too much for them to deal with".

Posted by: Panday at June 27, 2008 2:29 AM

yep Panday I had posted that link above - it's truly getting sad over there in the UK. Can't imagine what their country's going to be like when those kids are 25 or 30 - having been raised on fear, risk avoidance, and constant expectation of failure.

Posted by: mega at June 27, 2008 7:18 AM

I just can't figure out the Dan Quayle troll.

I mean... we all know he's a lefty troll. He can't really hide that. I can't see why in particular he chose the Dan Quayle persona. It's kinda weak, actually. I guess he's supposed to be aping Dan Quayle for some specific reason... I just can't figure out what reason in particular. He breaks character pretty often as well when it comes to environmental issues. Last I checked the real Dan Quayle was on the boat with the rest of us evil, greedy Republicans about raping and pillaging the planet and eating tasty endangered species.

If you're going to ape a political figure to make a point, you have to have some finesse about it. Otherwise it's like going on a lefty blog, putting on an Obama mask, and acting like you're Ronald Reagan. It wouldn't really do anything at all to make a point, and it would make you look like an ineffectual tool in the process. To effectively evoke a response that makes us Right-wing monstrocities tremble in fear you have to take something we admire and twist it just enough so that we see just how wrong we are for feeling how we do about it. Putting on a Dan Quayle mask and acting like a lefty just doesn't work effectively as a blog-bombing tool.

Dan Quayle Troll, I applaud you on grasping that DQ handle. I really do. Very few lefties I talk to even remember who Quayle is. He's such a political non-entity in this day and age that I'm surprised anyone on the left would even think to use him as an engine of revenge-- so kudos on that. I just question the strategy that you use to make your points.

I suggest you go back to the drawing board and think of some new ideas about how to effectively use the DQ mask. Maybe you can think of some ways that the Right truly infuriates you and plug those into the equation in a more subtle way. As it is, you just come off as a frustrated lefty who is trying desperately to fit your anger into some incongruous form of expression and failing at an epic level. You need to try and better embody the things you hate about us and use it as a weapon. Try to give us some scathing examples of just how retarded you feel Dan Quayle truly is. Show him as the bungler that the left loves to see him as. Make him your personal whipping boy who just happens to make some points in the process. Hone that sucker down to a razor edge, man.

Best of luck!


Posted by: Thulsa Doom at June 27, 2008 10:39 AM

Hey Toa, thanks for the post and hope to read more of them.;-)

Posted by: fellowes at June 27, 2008 2:00 PM

Thulsa Doom,

Thanks for the pointers. However, I can assure you I am not a cartoon character. Nor a troll. Nor retarded.

I am, however, epic.

And am heading on to even better things.

But I need your vote.


Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 27, 2008 7:01 PM

Liberals are the words biggest (and most frequent) liars. The only 'truth' they know (and like) is what's shoved up their anuses.

Posted by: Jimbo at June 27, 2008 8:32 PM


I'm afraid even a spell checker won't help you this time. Please review your elementary school grammar. There's a lot of good "for dummies" books out there.


Posted by: Aunt "Spelling" Bea at June 28, 2008 12:41 PM

Jimbo, are you coming on to me again?

Put up or shut up.


Posted by: Dan Quayle at June 28, 2008 5:33 PM

First - this blog has no "spell check" - either you know what I mean or you don't. If you can'de debate a point beyond critisizing gramar - screw you.

DQ, I'm putting up: 204 Kapahulu, Honolulu, HI. Stop by any time butt-squirt.

Posted by: Jimbo at June 28, 2008 7:29 PM

FYI, butt-squirt quayle - today is Military Appreciation Day in Honolulu. (Forgive my misspelling Aunty fag.

I don't think you want to be here, dq. You'd get your squirrely little butt kicked rather than your perferred f*cked.


Posted by: Jimbo at June 28, 2008 7:34 PM

jimbo, You are literally as dumb as a doorknob. shame on you for not knowing what you don't know.

Posted by: Anonymous at June 29, 2008 12:06 AM

"Anonymous at June 29, 2008 12:06 AM"

If retarded, meaningless, Liberal speaches and internet posts were oil, we wouldn't be having a debate about drilling in America!

Posted by: KHarn at June 29, 2008 5:28 PM

"Jimbo at June 28, 2008 7:29 PM"

When he's done with you Danny-boy, I live at 1321 Sandy lane, Clearwater Florida. I'll give you a chance to present your authority to ban me from this site before this 50 year old Cracker boy with a bad hip and ankle "bans" your sorry ass from planet earth.

Posted by: KHarn at June 29, 2008 5:47 PM

Ha ha, everyone who reads this blog is a retard.

Posted by: jizzface at June 30, 2008 5:06 PM

"jizzface at June 30, 2008 5:06 PM"

From the four-year-old's style taunt to the name, there is absolutly NOTHING anyone can say that could possibly mock this post!

Posted by: KHarn at June 30, 2008 5:35 PM

I guess jizzface is a retard too, then.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at July 1, 2008 5:33 PM