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May 7, 2008

What Do You Mean, Weird?

From suburban New York, another inspirational tale of transsexual freakiness:

It wasn't a spur-of-the-moment decision that drove Brewster High School student Michael Loscalzo to go to school dressed as a girl.
"Years of taking judgment made me decide to stick up for myself," said Loscalzo, 17. "All my life, people either said I was weird or that I was gay."
The Brewster High School sophomore recently revealed his secret about his desire to become a woman by going to class wearing makeup and feminine attire.

People thought he was weird or gay? Well, at least now they know better.

As a service to transsexual readers, a few fashion tips:

Yesterday, he had on a lace-trimmed tank top with a cropped sweater, jeans and women's boots that he accessorized with a green choker, matching bracelets and heavy black eyeliner. A bra could be seen under the spaghetti-strapped top that he stuffs with gel-like pasties.

School officials hastily deny that Michael would be suspended for showing up at school looking like Dr. Frank-N-Furter, although he did get a talking-to for wearing an "inappropiate" camisole. They haven't contacted his mom about the issue.

Michael-Loscalzo.jpg
Great eyebrows.

On a tip from Frank W.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 7, 2008 12:49 PM

Comments

It could have been worse, he could have shown up looking like the Vulcan Dominatrix in the earlier thread.

Posted by: V the K at May 7, 2008 1:06 PM

17 years old and in the tenth grade?

Posted by: Farmer Ted at May 7, 2008 1:15 PM

"All my life, people either said I was weird or that I was gay."

The hell you say.

Posted by: Jay Guevara at May 7, 2008 1:20 PM

He really needs to pluck those eyebrows if he's going to make a go of this thing.

Posted by: Ian from the EUSSR at May 7, 2008 1:30 PM

How much you want to bet that he used the ladies restroom that day?

Posted by: Kristy at May 7, 2008 1:43 PM

Just waiting for this one to explode like that last one did. Ugh... what a poophole.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at May 7, 2008 1:59 PM

It's lovely.

Posted by: Sampan at May 7, 2008 2:14 PM

He's lovely.

Posted by: Sampan at May 7, 2008 2:16 PM

Poor kid. God didn't do this to him. The psychos who run this world did. They determine your worth. Where Christianity says you have value, you are great as God made you, society says you must conform to their sick way. You gotta be one thing or another, can't just be you.

Shame of it is, if he was living as a healthy minded young person should, he would never EVER even be questioning his sexual identity. His mind would be on God, family and school. And that is a FACT.

Poor dumb kid.

Posted by: anon at May 7, 2008 2:27 PM

He makes my legs tingle.

Uh, that's TREMBLE, not tingle.

Posted by: Dick Quest at May 7, 2008 4:10 PM

Weird and gay. Yeah, that about sums it up.

Posted by: Asmodeus at May 7, 2008 5:03 PM

Wonder if this post will lead tot another trannielanche.

Posted by: V the K at May 7, 2008 5:36 PM

It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the riiiiiight.
With your hands on your hips.......
You bring your knees in tiiiiight.
But it's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Let's do the Time Warp again!!!!

Posted by: Tex gal at May 7, 2008 5:57 PM

Can't wait to see how this turns out. I'm bubbling with antici.......pation.

Posted by: Smoke TNT at May 7, 2008 6:35 PM

This nut can look forward to a future as a she-male prostitute giving 50 year old men blow jobs for $10 or a starring role in the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 7, 2008 6:48 PM

...he could have shown up looking like the Vulcan Dominatrix.

Snork.

This is just so wrong. Must not have had much of a social life to begin with. I don't see this as an improvement to his integration into the real world.

Posted by: Hope at May 7, 2008 7:21 PM

Poor kid. God didn't do this to him.

That's right. Goth did this to him.

Someone show him some pix of Thai transexuals, that should break his fragile self-esteem to little sobbing shards.

Related joke that speaks of a bygone era of sanity:

"Teacher, I'm 14 years old today! Can I wear a bra?"

"No you may not, John."

Posted by: BURNING HOT at May 7, 2008 8:10 PM

Posted by: V the K at May 8, 2008 2:15 AM

My G-d the resemblance between that picture and Dr Frankenfurter is uncanny. And is it just me or do they both look a little like Freddie Mercury?

Oh but we're not allowed to laugh at that, or demonstrate the slightest modicum of humor. That would give the game away and let the whole world know that moonbattery readers long to dismember and torture GLBTH types simply for being different...then Chris would have no choice but to chop our balls off, and who knows where that would lead...

Probably somewhere where a lot of education resources would be diverted to help us through the tragicomedy of our differently-genitalled lives, one imagines.

Just waiting for this one to explode like that last one did. Ugh... what a poophole.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom

Bring it on, bump Van's traffic numbers up a bit and he'll get more advertising.

Posted by: mandible claw at May 8, 2008 2:26 AM

Hey... that's a good point, Claw. Bring 'em.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at May 8, 2008 6:23 AM

Posted by: V the K at May 8, 2008 6:26 AM

I think I'm gonna be ill. You know waxing is less miserable than plucking on hair at time. That kid could start a brush fire above his eyes!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 8, 2008 9:48 AM

Wow... I always wondered when Menudo was going to go back on tour.

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at May 8, 2008 10:58 AM

"Dr. Frank-N-Furter" Oh my God that was Root Beer out the nose funny!

Posted by: Snoop at May 8, 2008 12:44 PM