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May 7, 2008

Vegan Bondage Gear

Much as moonbats may hate capitalism, they can't help but participate in it by exploiting their own wacky fads for monetary gain. For example: manufactures hand-crafted vegan bondage gear, whips, belts, harnesses, and other vegan leather (a.k.a. "pleather") items. We also sell vegan condoms and other sex products. By vegan, we mean 100% vegetarian, in that none of the items we sell contain animal products, were tested on animals, or whose production directly contributed to the suffering of animals.

A fortune awaits the first entrepreneur to sell bondage gear guaranteed not to cause global warming.

I hope the matching earrings are pleather too.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 7, 2008 9:20 AM


I caption this picture, "Things you will never see on my blog on a Thursday."

Posted by: V the K at May 7, 2008 9:35 AM

in her secret inner place, she craved being tethered to a giant ham hock, but she was just the model, not a member of the movement.

Posted by: mega at May 7, 2008 9:45 AM

So, is she a Vulcan? a Romulan? What?

Posted by: V the K at May 7, 2008 9:53 AM

Vegetarian? Uh-oh - have the Swiss heard about this?

(per earlier posting on moonbattery)

Sounds like these people may be in hot water for abusing the dignity of plantlife!

Posted by: OriginalFrank at May 7, 2008 9:58 AM

Please note that 'pleather' and such may not be made from animals... but are made from (gasp, shock) that heathen devil CRUDE OIL, and will no doubt enrich Bushitler and his Big Oil (tm) cronies.

What's a moonbat to do? Oh, the agony....

Posted by: hiram at May 7, 2008 10:30 AM

But how many plants died for their kinky ways? Does the new 'plants rights' people know about this?

Posted by: Tim at May 7, 2008 10:32 AM

She is strangely hot looking with that collar. All she needs to complete the ensemble is a red ball in her mouth.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 7, 2008 11:16 AM

Don't worry vegetarians! No animals were harmed in the making of "toys" that are used to harm humans.

Posted by: Kristy at May 7, 2008 12:10 PM

Isn't pleather a gay guy says from time to time, e.g. "oh that gave me tho much pleather."

Posted by: Asmodeus at May 7, 2008 5:05 PM

That's a pretty leash. Did Mr. Spock buy you that for Valentine's Day?

Posted by: bustoff at May 7, 2008 10:06 PM

What if you want to force your vegan slave to eat meat, does she have to?

Posted by: Hemp Flower at May 9, 2008 4:57 AM

Can you force your vegan slave to eat meat?

Posted by: Hemp Flower at May 9, 2008 5:02 AM

"Can you force your vegan slave to eat meat?"

Hmmm... how would Andrew Dice Clay answer this question? Hmmm...

Posted by: Thulsa Doom at May 9, 2008 9:01 AM