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May 27, 2008

Bureauweenies Demand Lifeguard for Two-Foot Wading Pool

Lourdes Maxwell of Portsmouth, England has been told by the local council that her two-foot wading pool cannot be allowed, unless she acquires insurance and a lifeguard. Gasps Maxwell:

I asked around for insurance and they just laughed at me. No one offers insurance for paddling pools.

She'll also need permission from the council before having a barbecue.

Few things are scarier than absolute safety, imposed by the authorities.

Hey you kids! Where's the lifeguard? Let's see your insurance!

On tips from Frank W and Pete H.

Posted by Van Helsing at May 27, 2008 9:08 PM



Posted by: Oiao at May 27, 2008 9:37 PM

OT -

Honorable Mention to Muzzies for Obama (Moo).

Soooooooooooooooooooo, there is no Muzzie connection to Obama?

Pakistan President Pervez Musharraf’s brother and son, who are based in the US, have been making generous donations to Obama

Posted by: Oiao at May 27, 2008 9:46 PM

Maybe if they just install a "no diving" sign...

Those who catch cold in England should sue because nanny isn't nanny enough - how dare that bitch - letting those nasty germs wander free.

Posted by: Jimbo at May 27, 2008 10:27 PM

Posted by: Oiao at May 27, 2008 11:00 PM

meanwhile - More Muzzie CAIR BS in USA.

Muslim women say New Brighton company's dress code violates faith

I’ll bet you a doughnut the loose Muzzie clothing violates safety around the machinery (OSHA) that might be present in the work place. The article fails to address any facts as to why Mission Foods is currently standing their ground, but I’ll bet it has to do with workplace safety.

CAIR is demanding …………….. well you know…the usual BS.

Just based on the first response of Mission Foods, I’m glad I buy their products! We will see if they cave in.

Posted by: Oiao at May 27, 2008 11:15 PM

Posted by: BURNING HOT at May 28, 2008 3:50 AM

Compare with this cartoon: Ecodaftness is beyond parody.

Posted by: BURNING HOT at May 28, 2008 3:52 AM

Bunch of bloody wankers!

Posted by: Anonymous at May 28, 2008 4:31 AM

Well, I guess Mr. Bolton is getting protested, and possibly assualted by MoonBats.....

Posted by: Oiao at May 27, 2008 11:00 PM

Would like to see that. Monbiot is a liberal toff, Bolton would hand him his ass with his mustache tied behind his back.

Posted by: mandible claw at May 28, 2008 4:37 AM

Sharon StoneD says Chinese earthquake is payback for Tibet. I guess she doesnt see the irony that the Chinese leaders are in Bejing - which was totally undamaged by the quake. I guess her Karma detector is on the blink.

"LOS ANGELES - Sharon Stone's "karma" comment is having an instant effect on her movie-star status in China.

The 50-year-old actress suggested last week that the devastating May 12 earthquake in China could have been the result of bad karma over the government's treatment of Tibet."

Now when some evanagelist preacher says Katrina was payback for sins of New Orleans its page one news for a week. Lets see where this story goes - probably on the back page.

Posted by: General Jack D. Ripper at May 28, 2008 5:03 AM

Children - Did you sign release forms before you entered that aquatic zone? Where are your life preservers? You didn't eat before entering the water, did you? Where are your ear plugs? Remember no splashing as that would violate the lawn-watering ban! Don't breathe too hard, as that produces carbon dioxide and makes global warming worse! Where are your water shoes? You can't cross the grass without them, you might get bitten by an ant made more aggressive by global warming! If your skin starts to wrinkle, you must leave immediately to avoid permanent damage! Did you clip your toenails before entering the water, so you don't scratch each other?

Now have fun, but don't stay out in the sun too long without your sunscreen, global warming has destroyed the ozone layer.

Posted by: on-the-rocks at May 28, 2008 5:51 AM

Posted by: V the K at May 28, 2008 6:31 AM

Maybe they should call the pool a "footbath", then big brother would be scared to regulate it.

Posted by: forest at May 28, 2008 6:35 AM

Hey, Forest, good idea.

If England gets any battier, they'll all need rabies shots.

Posted by: Pam at May 28, 2008 7:42 AM

Good commentary on the disastrous state of liberal arts education(indoctrination) at American universities.

"[...]amounts in fact to a publicly funded conglomeration of Theory factories (universities), mass-producing Marxist/feminist propaganda, postmodern gibberish and the indoctrination and consent of young minds."

Posted by: mandy at May 28, 2008 7:43 AM

What about bath tubs? They alway say you can drown in only an inch of water. Lifeguard for all bathtubs!! Think of the number of job openings for the muzzies. That way when they slash their throats it wont make too much of a mess.

Posted by: Anonymous at May 28, 2008 8:27 AM

You know, if moonbats weren't so plentiful and completely stupid and ridiculous... nobody would have things to blog and comment about. So... they truly are "useful idiots"!!!

Posted by: HoosierArmyMom at May 28, 2008 7:45 PM

Will they need lifeguards in two foot deep wading pool to keep bugs from drowning? THERES MORE INTELLEGENCE IN A ANT THEN IS A MOONBAT

Posted by: Birdzilla at May 30, 2008 7:33 AM