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April 15, 2008

Hamas: Islam Will Conquer Rome

The latest news from the Religion of Peace:

A sermon last Friday by a prominent Muslim cleric and Hamas member of the Palestinian parliament openly declared that "the capital of the Catholics, or the Crusader capital," would soon be conquered by Islam.
The fiery sermon, delivered by Yunis al-Astal and aired on Hamas' Al-Aqsa TV, predicted that Rome would become "an advanced post for the Islamic conquests, which will spread though Europe in its entirety, and then will turn to the two Americas, even Eastern Europe."
"Allah has chosen you for Himself and for His religion," al-Astal preached, "so that you will serve as the engine pulling this nation to the phase of succession, security and consolidation of power, and even to conquests through da'wa and military conquests of the capitals of the entire world.
"Very soon, Allah willing, Rome will be conquered, just like Constantinople was, as was prophesized by our prophet Muhammad," he added.

Jimmy Carter was too busy nibbling Hamas leader Khaled Meshal's toe cheese to comment.

On a tip from Wiggins.

Posted by Van Helsing at April 15, 2008 6:29 AM


There some Catholic theology guy who thinks that will actually happen in 2012 when the muzzies conquer Europe and take over Vatican City. Most people think hes a kook. He think Hillary Clinton will be President and change her mind about abortion.

If that happens I may have to look him up again and avoid New York City in 2010.

Posted by: Anonymous at April 15, 2008 9:12 AM

Are you going to give me my tacos or not?

Posted by: Bob at April 25, 2008 5:29 PM

No tacos for you!

Posted by: Dan Quayle at April 25, 2008 5:30 PM